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freakbobbyhill.bsky.social
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If I see one more "can we speed up this timeline?" Or "yesss take us all" in regards to the 2032 asteroid I'm gonna lose it. Y'all pmo for real like if y'all are gonna have suicidal ideations PLEASE leave me out of it I would like to live a full life 🙌

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I can't wait for the Cupid shuffle and the Wobble to die out, I was sickened to see it still existing at events in my adult life. Please keep it to Jr High dances the way god intended, it's millennial cringe and I won't apologize to any of you for saying that

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Heroic Secret Service Agent Shields Trump From Brittany Mahomes theonion.com/heroic-...

submitted 13 days ago • 42 comments

Not huge into football but the Eagles Lowkey kinda eating rn

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I assume we've checked whether Sabrina Carpenter is real or not.

submitted 20 days ago • 228 comments

Trying to stay off Facebook but I had to hop on and argue with Norb 😔 they make it too easy

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She oligarchy on my government till I have to pay $40 for a carton of eggs

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This is Cobra. His human showed him a fake cockroach and he got super grossed out. Knows an enemy when he sees one. 13/10

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TikTok retweeting me in 2018 is a sad memory considering Twitter is no longer on my phone and TikTok is now banned. I would provide proof but I don't wanna give Twitter traffic so you guys are gonna have to take my word for it

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It's ok if the government won't listen to me, at least my new friends from China will during the 5 minute period twice a day that we are both awake at the same times

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I am absolutely crashing the fuck out right now

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@e-milli.bsky.social told me that Jake Paul is just male JoJo Siwa and I hate her for putting that in my head

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Every time I find a Q-tip on the ground I make a wish and eat the fuzzy part

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