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Taking my braids down feels so sad like damn I'm not a bad bitch no more

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When I tell you everyone broke character 🤣🤣🤣

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No, I can’t be your Batman cuz I be Robin

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My kinda humor 😭

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7 ripe, juicy peaches would fix me rn

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Nobody: The first Monday after Daylight Savings Time springs forward:

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I'm hungry and I want someone to bring me a coffee

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Eye of Newt ass shoe

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Okay because I was confused about why she'd be drinking water by the pool😭

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What is so exciting about fruit and mineral water? And why she gotta be a big face hoe???

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a lady got on the 5 train and struggled with her chanel bag as she sat down across from me, revealing in a flash the contents of her black leather purse, a 64 ounce container of daisy sour cream

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I love the actual options for getting rid of them being presented. It's a very informative little note

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I spilled my entire bowl of cotton candy grapes. Every single grape rolled across the floor. And I'm supposed to just finish out the work day? After suffering this tragedy???

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She wasn't naked but I remember getting jumpscared in the middle of the night because she'd be in the bathroom with the door open and the lights off

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I'm sorry but if you would take a perfectly good crispy chicken sandwich and slap a slice of CHEESE on tht mfer you going straight to hell. It's in the bible

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Y’all:

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

All of the memories that come up on my phone are food pics. I was eating so good last year 😩

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Being called "ma'am" feels very dominant tbh

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Waiting for hell to freeze over

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Oh I went out with my cousin last night and when he gets drunk he says whatever comes to mind...as soon as this lil nigga yells to me over the music "Shorty in white built like a deep breath" the dj cut the music everyone heard him and looked at us

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

Got damn. I’m praying for your toilet b

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I hate my carrier rn. If I hear one good thing about att or Verizon I'm switching to one of those

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I bought these cookies thinking they were soft-baked and they are crunchy as hell. This shit might be my 11th reason omg

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

I really wish we had maglev here. It would literally change the game. (Yes, I know all about the lobbying efforts against it)

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That opening line is crazy

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Smh niggas is not real lovers no more💔

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Bing 💢bop👊boom💥boom💥boom💥bop👊bam💢 The type of shit I'm on she wouldn't understand

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

....all three holes?

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I be so jealous of those fast ass trains in China and Japan

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If you're expecting a return and haven't filed yet, you not getting that shit lol

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submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

Taking my braids down feels so sad like damn I'm not a bad bitch no more

When I tell you everyone broke character 🤣🤣🤣

No, I can’t be your Batman cuz I be Robin

My kinda humor 😭

7 ripe, juicy peaches would fix me rn

Nobody: The first Monday after Daylight Savings Time springs forward:

I'm hungry and I want someone to bring me a coffee

Eye of Newt ass shoe

Okay because I was confused about why she'd be drinking water by the pool😭

What is so exciting about fruit and mineral water? And why she gotta be a big face hoe???

a lady got on the 5 train and struggled with her chanel bag as she sat down across from me, revealing in a flash the contents of her black leather purse, a 64 ounce container of daisy sour cream

I love the actual options for getting rid of them being presented. It's a very informative little note

I spilled my entire bowl of cotton candy grapes. Every single grape rolled across the floor. And I'm supposed to just finish out the work day? After suffering this tragedy???

She wasn't naked but I remember getting jumpscared in the middle of the night because she'd be in the bathroom with the door open and the lights off

I'm sorry but if you would take a perfectly good crispy chicken sandwich and slap a slice of CHEESE on tht mfer you going straight to hell. It's in the bible

Y’all:

All of the memories that come up on my phone are food pics. I was eating so good last year 😩

Being called "ma'am" feels very dominant tbh

Waiting for hell to freeze over

Oh I went out with my cousin last night and when he gets drunk he says whatever comes to mind...as soon as this lil nigga yells to me over the music "Shorty in white built like a deep breath" the dj cut the music everyone heard him and looked at us

Got damn. I’m praying for your toilet b

I hate my carrier rn. If I hear one good thing about att or Verizon I'm switching to one of those

I bought these cookies thinking they were soft-baked and they are crunchy as hell. This shit might be my 11th reason omg

I really wish we had maglev here. It would literally change the game. (Yes, I know all about the lobbying efforts against it)

That opening line is crazy

Smh niggas is not real lovers no more💔

Bing 💢bop👊boom💥boom💥boom💥bop👊bam💢 The type of shit I'm on she wouldn't understand

....all three holes?

I be so jealous of those fast ass trains in China and Japan

If you're expecting a return and haven't filed yet, you not getting that shit lol

I think about this video often 😭😭.. she was in that hoe tumbling like laundry 😭😭😭😭

Whomst is buying up all the napa cabbage

Are women with foot fetishes also weird? Or is it just the men?

its road trips only this year I fear

Polyjamerous if you will