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freelancejack.bsky.social
Freelance creative trying to embrace the struggle.
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Question of the day: horse cock or donkey dick?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

STOOL MONITORING

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

A video production company called ‘Damaged Penis Productions’

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Demographics who are always really sound no.1: middle aged people in rock bands who play in pubs. Always good fun and will give you a few tubes when you ask for a filter. You’ll be worried when they start a story about their younger days but it’ll turn out to actually be a great yarn. Gems.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

@tobytarrant.bsky.social hi Toby, love the show, but could you stop playing that Blossoms song so much? It’s absolute fucking dog shit, and I don’t know a single person who doesn’t agree. Blink twice if Blossoms are threatening your family

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Just seen a guy on LinkedIn use the phrase degenerates to refer to people who don’t save all their hard earned cash for investment. Old school

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Had Italian for dinner tonight in honour of the big fella

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I know there are Neo Nazis, and like insane murderous torturing psychopaths out there, but I really think Musk is the worst person in the world. He’s awful, but also commits the worst crime a person can commit: being annoying.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

So, what’s the UK equivalent of a private health CEO, in terms of villainy? My first thought was whoever owns train companies, but then I thought about it and decided it’s Noel Edmonds, the blobbie-shagging weirdo. Seriously though it’s Tufton St. lol

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

What’s the most you’ve ever had your contact at a client company tell you they’re chasing accounts to have your invoice paid? Mine’s now 8, over 2.5 months. Shoutout Laura, I know you’re trying. People who work in accounts payable - how does this happen????? WHAT DO YOU DO

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Creating proposals for prospective clients is awesome, because you put all this work in to coming up with packages for their budget and goals, they schedule a meeting with you to go vote them, and then you get to sit there like a dick when they don’t turn up or send a message 🙃

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Is there actually anything less punk than Brewdog?

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