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Crapulous ultracrepidarian. Commie adjacent. Rascally asiatic. Old dog. Chino Loco. I hate raisins. Beer. Cigarettes. Masochism. Crab gang. Recent recipient of the 'not a dick' award on bluesky as per random user.
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submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

I forgot my phone at home and realized it waaay after I had time to turn around and I actually felt a physical like anxiety and discomfort. I definitely have an addiction.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The grass is only greener on the other side because cows shit there.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I made the stupid Google android chat/message thing show rainbows and inflatable arm flailing tube men for shit like 'hahaha gitmo' and 'happy 4th international trotskyite pride month!' Not terribly convinced AI is going to take over anytime soon.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, I don't know algebra. When I was in eighth grade, a guy posed as a substitute teacher and made my class into a rock group so he could win a local battle of the bands. They made a movie about it, but they left out all the inappropriate touching.

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

Adult colouring books are great for relieving stress

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I realize only xennials from Canada would recognize this so I figured I would post some context: youtu.be/GE1lo_tQACw?...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Lifting loads up to the sky Don't operate them when you're high They're Mighty Machines

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Lol. I'm living the socialist dream. My tax dollars are paying my wages to construct public transit and this isn't a job: it's my vocation, every day I protect and educate my colleagues and still find time to speak truth to power. I just ran 4 miles and have now returned to watch the fucking clown.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments