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Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit

The shirt costs so much because the pattern’s so complicated.

Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.

you're free to cover whatever topic you wish, as long as it's the topic I want. that topic? freedom

can’t believe i chose my trans name as lily and at no point during that process did i ever realise it could be short for lilith

as well as being completely spineless this also from the very little that i know about hp seems like really bad casting lmao

(morpheus voice) show me

love my partner so much that i’m now a league of legends fan because of them

maybe one of my favorite videos of all time

I was at a Super Bowl party and we were cracking jokes about that ad where Jason Alexander is every character, including the women, and someone said “George Co-trans-a” and everyone up laughing and said “Okay that was pretty good BUT YOU’RE ON THIN ICE PAL” and we all kept laughing

Helena Egan you dizzy bitch

One day, the sadness will end. 🥧 ☕️🦉 Happy Twin Peaks Day, everyone.

[mads mikkelsen hannibal voice] i turned myself into a pickle, will

your outie dissociates while topping, but not while bottoming

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

this is barely more than 'white people were promised this wouldn't happen to us'

take ‘his’ ass to dorley hall

this is insane

and is this ‘talent’ in the room with us right now?

chat is it normal to cry really horribly two separate times in the span of an hour when you usually never do

broke down ugly crying and sobbing like 10 minutes ago and so depressed at the moment that it was actually a fun experience

bad news girls, i just got back from the universe where kurt cobain transitioned and she was doing resist lib shit with mark hamill

girls will say “i know a place” and then you take here

Cobain: “let me grow some breasts” straight people: “KURT COBAIN WAS NOT TRANS. FUCK YOU. THEY JUST LIKED WEARING DRESSES AND WRITING ABOUT THEIR NONEXISTENT GENDER DYSPHORIA THAT THEY DIDNT HAVE BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T TRANS.” Cobain:

Can I fucking help you

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

This reflects a broader view on the part of the establishment that rape, abuse and incest are quite simply not things that happen to trans people. We are prescribed legitimate targets of these acts of violation. Anything that happens to us is by definition okay

me playing balatro

It is horrifying watching the government erase a demographic in real time and most people just not really caring.

Dying in a hideous plane crash because the world’s most racist and unlovable nerds couldn’t handle a 45 minute HR training.

pete buttigieg i was not familiar with your game, that dead man's switch you installed in the FAA is going crazy

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real

Signalis (2022)

Freya will not take her eyes off the screen when we are watching Severance

This is the only thing that has made me laugh in like 3 months.

foreshadowing is a literary device in which

severance old man yaoi son or yellowjackets cannibal wilderness lesbians daughter

new favorite pastime is reading one-star reviews for smut, this is the funniest thing I've ever read

twink 9/11

Everye tyme Ich see a cybertruck Ich wonder wher the giant dork robot left hys othir sadde metal shoe.

Severance old man yaoi still bangs

Dudes rock