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My end-of-life directive involves pizza and strippers. I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon. I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired. I’m the Heart of Snarkness. DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them
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Art of the Deal!

Government regulation isn’t “socialism”. It’s saving capitalism from the capitalists.

Can’t believe it’s #america 💔

It Donald #Trump were a Dickensian character, he would be The Fartful Dodger.

🎶🎶I am too sexy for this timeline 🎶🎶Too sexy for this timeline

BOOM 💥

So how are the #Trump #tariffs doing?

Trumpism is like climate change: it's already here, it has done irreparable damage, and even if we take action now we'll be dealing with it's impact for the rest of our lives.

The Orange Oligarchy Is that anything? #OrangeOligarchy

If Ukraine can hold out through 2025, I think Putin will be dangling by his heels in 2026.

#Trump #tariffs

Oh, you’re an ingenue? Name all the ingens.

Every day in every way, I’m getting more and more ᵖÃRΔη𝓸𝔦Ⓓ

We did this to ourselves.

I see an army of millions and millions of pissed off Americans coming for this stupid bastard’s head.

You know who we’re talking about here.

Life was better when listicles were still a thing

So. Much. Winning. www.cnn.com/2025/04/12/t...

“Well, Dr Franklin, what do we have, a republic or a monarchy?” “A republic… I think… wait… let me refresh my feed again…”

Come back Jesus!!!

BREAKING NEWS: I’m broke.

Remember when killing #DEI was going to save America? Whatever happened to that theory?

The #Republican “plan” to save #SocialSecurity, #Medicare, and #Medicaid, is to destroy access to the programs, ensuring they technically never run out of money.

The most complex, sophisticated, and marvelous structure in the Universe is the human brain. Which is I will never understand people who refuse to use theirs.

Woah is me. (meaning i really wish i could stop but can’t right now)

I think I’m getting paranoid, then I read the headlines and realize I’m not paranoid enough.

“Okay. Okay, okay, okay, just hear me out… an 80s-style rock band called Pet Shop Goys.” Jewish music exec: “Get out.”

Amazing how #Republican members of Congress assume poor people are as lazy as congressmen are.