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My end-of-life directive involves pizza and strippers. I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon. I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired. Unless you are Jeri Ryan AND want to join my collective, do not DM me. I don’t argue with trolls. I block them
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and… no. Fuck it. I’m punching Nazis.

He nails it.

Huh. It’s almost like Trump and Musk aren’t the geniuses that they say they are 🤔

The only question now is will Russia collapse before Trump can rescue it?

How it started. How it’s going

Two snot-nosed little brats:

My Sith name is Darth FAFO.

Worst. Episode. EVER.

It all makes sense when you realize that Trump isn’t wearing a toupee, but a merkin.

I made a funny

Did Reagan "make America great again"? Our expert reveals the impact of his eight years in the White House - BBC History Magazine apple.news/AqFGkprCkTja...

Do you know how big a flapping prolapsed anus you have to be to piss off 40 million Canadians?

Oh, you know, watching the growing economy that Joe Biden left behind collapse as Widdle Donny gets his sticky fingers all over it. 😡

IF our democracy survives the next four years, I expect the backlash will cement a 50-year liberal dominion over American politics.

Whomp-whomp Philly Trump Fan Shocked to Be Fired by ‘Wrecking Ball’ DOGE - The Daily Beast apple.news/AClBdmnY5TTu...

Elon #Musk may be the richest man in the world, but is among the most worthless men in history.

Today’s cover of the Murdoch-owned New York Post

Huh. It’s almost like electing a syphilis-riddled Adderall-snorting rapist man-child is bad for the economy. www.cnn.com/2025/02/21/e...

The DOGE bros are basically script monkeys. They just show up and run the same macros wherever they go without understanding how anything really works.

My congressman. Useless prick. www.cnn.com/2025/02/21/p...

Republican: “Doctor, I need to lose weight!” Doctor: “Yes, I agree! Let’s work on a diet and exercise plan together!” Republican: “Nah, just cut off my arms and legs! That’ll get it down quick!” Doctor: 😳😳😳

Just occurred to me that Donald Trump wants a Molotov/Ribbentrop deal on Ukraine, where Russia takes the east of the country while the US takes the natural resources of the rest.

Saying we can go to Mars without first going back to the Moon is like saying you’re going to run a marathon when you can’t even weeze your way around the block.

So… Buttigieg/AOC 2028?

We're finally gonna get a James Bond movie where the villain is a union organizer

This is how you know Patel has the votes. Collins would never be a deciding vote to sink one of Trump’s nominees.

Oh, you know, just loading up my new Xbox with 30 year old games like Wolfenstein 3D

Me learning the asteroid isn’t going to hit us after all:

I wonder when these people will wake up and realize Donald Trump is going to wreck the nation. Then I remember that during the depths of the pandemic, there were people dying in intensive care, cussing out doctors who told them they had COVID. Some prefer death over admitting they were wrong.

I think we all know what happened to the last mother fucker who called himself king of America.

BREAKING NEWS: Mitch McConnell will not run for another term; will spend retirement looking for a Gelfling who can help him merge his Skeksis body with his urRu counterpart.

Ask your kids this question.

BREAKING NEWS: Americans worried that Donald Trump is acting exactly like the dictator he promised to be. www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/p...

Donald Trump is betraying America to Russia in real time, and nobody in #MAGA world makes a peep.

Anybody know where the closest gas station to Mar-a-Lago is? (history buffs should get ths)

Reading the stories about the “meat grinder” attacks Russia uses against Ukraine, and I’m reminded of something a Russian soldier said over a hundred years ago during WWI: “The Germans use up machines, and we use up men.” A century later, and Russia still hasn’t learned.