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Bluesky's #1 most popular account. Old, weird, maladjusted, not too bright, occasionally distracting - that's the Fresh Newlook guarantee! You may remember me from such social media platforms as Twitter, jorts.horse and knzk.me, but why? 𓅃
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oh good, just the balm this ailing country needs

The Trump/Vance/Zelensky thing was funny, but if we're aiming for the most scandalous Zelensky media moment, Canada still wins with the whole "all of Parliament applauds a Nazi" thing

"I've found something to keep me motivated." That's great! What is it? "Oh, spite. Yeah I really hate those motherfuckers."

Yup, pure evil.

i don't think you get to say i told you so about any of the fascism if you write for the atlantic

going to da store anybody need anything

fyi I'm working on an update to bsky.tel, the telnet bluesky client, to have a mode where you just stream posts as they come in from your home timeline, because I think that would be Neat to throw on an old terminal as decor

repost of some cats I drew

when you use words like "communism" and "socialism" as pejoratives without even the most basic knowledge of their definitions you are only helping fascism, which would scare the shit out of you if you could be bothered to learn what THAT word means

I am very proud to not use Alexa, Siri, Bixby, or any sort of PC AI intentionally.

All this but fuck the Ds so much for all the harm they did to public health trump kneecapped the CDC, but eugenics Joe beat it to near death, got everyone to take off their masks and fed antivax sentiments by telling them vaccines are magical personal shields instead of a layer of Swiss cheese

watching kung fu hustle just to feel something

Xanax Kendrick Lamar: My soul is scarred my mind is barred my body tired of all these liaurs, nobody there, grandma didn’t need me, my Lawrd I’m sorry I didn’t heed thee, Vyvanse MF DOOM: Go ‘head lick up a fist-full of Lisdexamfetamine, got the mans buggin like that mist shipped up from Medellín,

you cannot tell me that 14 words white supremacists did not come up with @Microsoft's "Secure Future Initiative." There are also 14 instances of "secure" on the page

Please read my latest substack: "Bluesky is an Echo Chamber Where Everyone Replies to My Posts and says Shut the Fuck Up"

Disappointed in all the institutions and companies and media outlets who instantly capitulated to Trump’s demands the same way I was when 95% of people dropped masks the second the government said it was okay

damn those time travelling russian hackers must have done this too

This cannot be overstated like people used to be legitimately afraid of getting their asses kicked for wearing the wrong kind of shoelaces

Biden got away with letting COVID kill 800K people because liberals stopped caring. They proceeded to excuse a genocide and blamed everyone that refused to fall in line for Harris losing. Now they're lecturing us, defending politicians, and acting outraged after they lost to Trump twice. Fuck off.

The smartphones and Facebook/YouTube algorithms melted so many people's brains, it's NUTS. You really have to fight to stay connected to anything even close to actual reality and there's no payoff for doing it, just the despair that comes with seeing so many people living in literal fantasy worlds.

Dude is so unwilling to stop jerking it on company time he's going to contract an AI to do his job for him. Bluesky moderation, everybody.

lmao this mfer is so excited to get some AI deniability for his transphobic moderation decisions

behold one of the most common fonts in old tech and old signs that's unsung and has no name, it's referred to by the manufacturer of the machine that makes the letters, Gorton aresluna.org/the-hardest-...

My wife is looking at stars now and so am I, all of you stars on bluesky dot com

Bitcoin -rancid user base -mainly useful for buying drugs 12 years ago -horrible use of energy -mostly just securities fraud dressed up BitTorrent -cool user base -incredibly useful -runs on the charity of strangers -a reliable place to get DBZ with “the good audio”

So as @htownqueer.bsky.social said earlier, this is more than likely because famous people like all the dumb Senators doing performative protests and clowns like @geoffgarin.bsky.social were tried of getting destroyed and ratioed on their own skeets for their dumb takes.

If democrats are wondering why voters view them as an out of touch party that doesn't believe in anything, this is a good example of why. These @adamsmith.house.gov posts were minutes apart. He deleted the first one, but how can you believe both of these things simultaneously?

NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’ theonion.com/nbc-pro...

NEW: The DOGE team has gained unfettered access to Chuck Schumer. They are operating him like a Kaiju and making him punch his own dick

I encourage you all to remember that most of your elected officials are dumb as bricks. They get their jobs out of avarice and money and circumstance, not being qualified. I was working in public policy when Ohio told doctors to re-implant ectopic pregnancies into uteri. These folks are DUMB.

a blocklist specifically for people who say shit like "drumpf" and "SCROTUS" and "elmo" when talking about serious politic issues

If someone posts, "Looks like the MAGAts are out in force. 🤣🤣🤣" you can look in their replies to see them saying the most unhinged and racist shit imaginable.

God damn, Celestial is uploading full Shaw Brothers movies with English subs again. They did this before then removed them, so get in while you still can. Here's the classic Cheng Pei-Pei spy caper Operation Lipstick (highly recommended!): www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHOj...

There is a certain grief of mourning a future you thought you'd have. For mourning a world you thought would exist. Especially when you weren't expecting much in the first place, just simply hoping for the opportunity.

POST: danny glover doesn't get enough credit for defeating the Predator REPLY FROM PERSON Who RECENTLY POSTED "ALREADY SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT TRUMP YA'LL": There's olny ONE predator who i'm you get credit for!! and that's is donald trump or as i call him DON'Tnald DUMP

Donald Trump teams up with smooth brained, ableist orc and disgraced telephone sanitizer, Neera Tanden, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

The High Court has ruled in my defamation case against Graham Linehan, finding that the statements he published were defamatory at common law. Huge thanks to my legal team for their support throughout this process. You can read the full judgment here: caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ewhc/kb/2025...

When your done screaming at us about Gaza, I’d like to rip you a new asshole for the Democrats response to COVID

ohh dang crap it, darn im really torn up about this

Someone who isn't blocked tell this grifter to macrodose shit