Profile avatar
fresh-newlook.bsky.social
Bluesky's #1 most popular account. Old, weird, maladjusted, not too bright - that's the Fresh Newlook guarantee! You may remember me from such social media platforms as Twitter, jorts.horse and knzk.me, but why? ð“…ƒ
2,425 posts 292 followers 456 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

I see skywatch is expanding beyond just making lists of communists

Tired of being in a clinic for 12 hours a day 3 or 4 days a week, I wish I could get a WFH job with Tubi ripping old DVDs woth Nero and turning the whole thing menus and all into one MKV file

liberals who've started using "felon" as a pejorative are giving you a fully voluntary peek behind the mask and when push comes to shove, they'll be the first to say "hell yes we must give the state police 2 billion dollars so they can get the gene simmons bullets from michael crichton's runaway"

stop putting that piece of shit's face on my timeline for the love of god

global elimination of time zones. "daytime" is when the sun is happening. "nighttime" is when it's not. write down the times that these things happen. what are the numbers? doesn't matter. morning is 5 pm now. nothing matters.

pay cash whenever possible, never a wrong time to deny the credit card companies a transaction fee. doing so you'll probably get some coins back. throw em in a jar and when it's full take em to coinstar and get a code for something useful. get the code instead of cash so coinstar doesn't get a cut.

Before synthesizers bands would have to hit a guy to make those sounds with his mouth flinstones style

Polo Ralph Lauren Gundam

Whatever dumb ass AI tool Bluesky is currently using flags you for the phrase keeeeel tr0mp even if you're talking about what other people say. I love technology. I love how intelligent and human-like it is

11-29-2016 - 2:38 PM

it's the early 1990s. you are asked to believe that a democratic strategist who is married to a republican strategist is someone to be trusted and depended on. you do not question what this might mean about the candidate he is trying to get elected. the clear beverage craze is just around the corner

Newport x Monster collab for a bold menthol energy drink You know the can art would whip ass

super milf chan

this song could be ten minutes long if you want. he got. racist ferrets he got. lozenge thyroid. he play. loathesome poker he fight. judo hitler

Week 16 - #MovieChallenge 2025 2. TumbBAD (2018) - Hindi folk horror set in a cursed village where Vinayak steals the treasure of Hastar, the greedy forgotten son of the mother of all Gods

well that certainly explains how he wound up in the hospital recuperating

"this is illegal" is the new "thoughts and prayers"

if au jus means with juice then au pair means with pears this has been frenching with freakazoid

Centomila dollari per Ringo - we found a new soundtrack vinyl release (3 discs) that came out in February. Learn more >> www.spaghetti-western.net/index.php/Ce...

harry potter fans getting defensive about the books are so weird. imagine if people felt the need to tell you in 2025 how much picture pages mattered to them whenever bill cosby comes up

Bad Brains blowing minds in 1979

I blame Oprah and Judge Judy for this administration.

posts looking way more visible today, nice

Man if you stopped watching cable news years ago and try to watch five minutes in a row you will feel like you’re in the black lodge or some shit no thank you what are people doing to themselves every single day with this stuff

BlueSky - 60% of the time, it works every time.

so glad to be back in my posting comfort zone, largely evading attention on a website that partially works

So I can post but I can't READ posts?

Andrew Cuomo leading in the NYC mayoral race makes a lot more sense when you realize that when New Yorkers talk about how their special water makes their bagels/pizza crust better, they’re talking about all the rat shit in it.

*opens this app, sighs* alright whats all the stupid bullshit today

department of transphobe protection has thoughts

Illaiyaraaja - Vikram Vikram [India, Kollywood/Electro/Rap] (1986) - a genre-bending vocoder drenched breakdance session https://redd.it/24gbxw https://youtu.be/-cMoAFbneTg

never thought that much of the political moves of david hogg, but he sure is pissing off a bunch of people who should have been launched into the sun many years ago. can't wait to see them try and give one of the parkland kids the "bernie is the antichrist" treatment, that should go well for them.

don't put arrl in your box if your shit eats tapes

the great unblockathon of 2025: like picking assorted precious gems out of the nastiest, most diseased mountain of shit you ever saw

Polo Ralph Lauren Gundam

Good thing you guys enabled this then.

doomed to fail, new yorkers prefer their republicans to run as democrats

never fear, team....

lmao bsky.app/profile/nata...