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Scientists scramble to rename black widows after break in funding causes thousands to be unleashed directly into Elon Musk's hair.

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Creepy morning I had today

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You say "climate change is bad." I say "Maybe we can make some money if we charge sea lions to visit Disneyland."

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You would think that Trump would have a bigger problem with birthleft citizenship.

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I had an AI write my term paper and I'm proud to announce that "Why you shouldn't unplug me" just got me a C+ #AIwin!

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The wealthy have fully hijacked this country, after decades of only fully getting their way and committing every crime imaginable. 🎉

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What's next? Snubo merging with Yabu?! Blocking the Pabu lawsuit???

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Looking forward to Joe Rogan and Ben Shapiro finally getting to wait in a small room for hours only to learn nothing. They've finally made the big leagues!

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You would figure somebody with such strong healthcare convictions wouldn't be caught dead in a McDonald's.

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I have recently discovered what soup dumplings are, and I think all food should now be contained inside of another

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Please don't sing along with Wicked if you watch it in the movie theatre, do what the rest of us do: nervously belt it out in the shower when nobody else is home, followed by giving yourself a singular thumbs-up in the mirror

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With the new Sabrina Carpenter Christmas Special and Nicole Kidman's 50Shades-esque A24 film coming out, we are officially leaving Brat Summer and entering Horny Winter

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At this point, Trump's Cabinet is going to end up like the one in that Narnia book where all the kids climbed inside and disassociated themselves into a fantasy world to escape the harsh reality of WW2 Britain

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"Climate change is fine!" affirms dolphin swimming past now-sunken Disneyland

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"This isn't an echo chamber," affirms Elon Musk, after shouting at his cell phone and hearing nothing back out of it.

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"Climate change is fine," claims eager seagull after gorging on abandoned plate of rocky mountain oysters

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The Trump Administration should be praised for their support of the working class, with recent news pointing at incoming AG Matt Gaetz's high level of interest in miners.

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I don't see what problem people have with Bibles being used in the classroom. I can think of many different configurations of furniture that you can build using Bibles upon which children can learn.

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Trump's plan to solve crime: If you don't record that it happened, it's like it never happened

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You've heard of Obamacare? Let me introduce you to Trump's alternative: a dumpster full of medical waste and raccoons you just kinda scrounge around in

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"Climate change is fine," declares naturally unfrozen caveman enjoying Pornhub

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Average San Diegan

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Fact check: true

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but drop the potato. If anybody did need to hear this, please comment so I know who it affected. I'm really invested now and curious if these kinds of updates would be more useful going forward.

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