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My friend @everyshowjoe.com will tell you that long COVID is VERY real.

President Trump stumbles while attempting to board Air Force One

Despite protests already being managed by the Los Angeles Police Department, President Trump is escalating the situation by threatening to deploy roughly 500 active-duty Marines to the streets of Los Angeles. Los Angeles: Remain peaceful. Don’t fall into the trap that extremists are hoping for.

Alcaraz pulling the old "Call an ambulance... but not for me!" #RolandGarros

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

where is your god now

you can't bite the bottom of the cone and suck the ice cream out of it anymore without the other people in the elevator giving their judgment eyes

Okay I might be okay with the shenanigans of the head guy. But just for this one show.

A Day To Remember and Yellowcard are bringing the Maximum Fun Tour to Gallagher Square in Petco Park on Thursday, October 23 🤘 Get your tickets this Friday, June 6 at 10am PT: atmlb.com/3ZgG6Fp

1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride. So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels. They opened the drawbridge to block them. So they marched to a different bridge. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

I grew up IN THE 90s. We didn't have "Xbox" or "iPhones". I drank FROM THE HOSE. My body FILLED UP WITH WATER. I inflated LIKE A GIANT BALLOON. My family BEGGED ME TO STOP. I flew off into the air SPRAYING WATER EVERYWHERE. It was ON THE NEWS. God won't LET ME INTO HEAVEN NOW. Can I get a HECK YEAH?

SpaceX with another massive failure.

Repost this one. Not a screenshot of the other guy.

All Dogs Go To Heaven

Dear Humans, Here’s how it’s going to play out: 1. Republicans are going to attack Joe Biden until his last day and giddily celebrate his passing. 2. Then when Donald Trump inevitably passes away, and the world celebrates, these same people will feign outrage until the end of time. They suck.

Gimme dat Raphael ninja turtle with the jawbreaker gumball eyes

How long until two immigrants are put in the middle of a ring with a knife for the enjoyment of the elite class?

I miss Anthony Bourdain.

We're living in a simulation.

PROSECUTOR: and where were you on the night of the murder ME: try asking your mom PROSECUTOR: what ME: you know, the same lady that picks out your ugly ass clothes every morning PROSECUTOR: objection! JUDGE: *raises hand* I’m going to let him cook

People still do the whole fishing hook on the bill of their hat thing, huh? In 2025?

Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

People are talking about his Pope trolling and Alcatraz, rather than the billion dollar corruption scheme.

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie Empire Price Records

Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Kill Ill

It's been a while since I've heard from the Padres Doom Squad. 162 games.

people laughed at me for buying a toronto argonauts shedeur sanders jersey

Holiday ruined for kids at White House as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth widely shares over Signal classified locations of Easter eggs on the lawn and also reveals that six-footer tall white bunny is not real.

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