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guess who's back, back again. Samus is back, grab a friend. Yep, you heard me, i'm coming back. I'd have posted this on Inkbunny, but i don't think the mods would like it :(

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FROM THE BUSHMILLER FILES Ernie Bushmiller From The 1950s

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"LISTEN UP. IVE TRIED YELLING, HELL ITS DAMN NEAR ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO! BUT GOD. Please stop nutting in your mech. Our techs have to clean that, and it gets into the sensitive cockpit instruments... GOD DAMMIT DO NOT MAKE A JOKE ABOUT YOUR 'SENSITIVE COCKPIT INSTRUMENT' WHILE I AM BEING SINCERE!"

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I think this is how those sugar-frosted mini-wheats are made.

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Mr. Ultra Beast 💪

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I don’t get sugar-free energy drinks. I’m already destroying my body, why not my teeth too?

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SHOW ME YOUR MAID DRESSES, NOW!!! #femsky #femboy #maid

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The First Femboy

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*lies down to take a nap with room door open My cat with her razor blade claws

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Happy Valentine’s Day from your two favorite girls in love.❤️ @kiwicouli.bsky.social

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No Valentine's Day drawing today, I'm afraid. I'm too focused on the other aspects of Valentine's...

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To those who wonder what they’ll be doing to celebrate Valentine’s, I must ask this: What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?

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Happy Valentine’s Day, you lot. Can’t guarantee I’ll have something up in celebration of it, but I might. If you’re single or whatever, don’t let it bother you. Easy for me to say, I know, but believe me, there’s a vintage horror film out there waiting to be mocked relentlessly!

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Finished piece of my virtual femboy !! #oc #originalcharacter #femboy #sillyyy

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Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller March 28,1938

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It's official, Moss Pyre has taken up foalsitting. Unfortunately for her, her first client's child is a bit strange - nothing she can't handle though!

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YTPs started when I was learning to walk. Now that I am nearing 20, I know that, after I’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, I can talk about mercy. Take me away!

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'Safety first' when sacking Rome.

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Games that are just a long series of quick time events are barely games. It’s the gaming equivalent of Simon Says. No thought, no skill, only “push the button” This is why you won’t see me talk about TLOU and anything made by Telltale, if I liked the genre I’d probably not be playing HOI4.

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You know it’s a good day in CK3 when your conversion to Adamitism didn’t immediately result in you losing all of your lands… It took me about 20 years before someone decided to start a holy war. I then became what can best be described as “medieval General Butt-Naked”.

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I've deactivated my SFW alt for now, until i can figure out what to do with it. I don't want minors interacting with me, not online anyway, because I know full well that I rarely produce anything that's truly SFW.

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I want to clarify something regarding my SFW alt. It is there for minors and those who only want to see my SFW stuff, hence why it’s way less popular. Why don’t I do the same thing on my art sites? I mostly draw NSFW stuff. I might just delete my SFW alt in all honesty.

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This is from my SFW alt

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I’ve had an idea for a while for a webcomic: It’d be called Immortal Affairs, and the basic premise is that the Egyptian gods have to manage an increasing number of believers, but said believers are rather esoteric. It’d be a comedy focused mainly on modern paganism and misconceptions.

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I'm not Christian myself, but I honestly encourage LGBT people who want to remain Christian but also not feel as if their sexuality and all is a sin to look into more obscure branches of Christianity that few people care too much about.

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If trans people were half as dangerous as nutters say they are, wouldn’t they have taken over by now? The lizards doth protest too much, methinks. Perchance that is what they secretly want? Probably not, but it’d be quite entertaining, like finding out an anti-gay politician was secretly gay.

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If anything, doing both could provide a tactical advantage - two free distractions. Who needs CS gas when you can do a charm offensive? It’s stupid, really. I highly doubt hormones can do more damage than being shot at!

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