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frickinferal.bsky.social
I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️‍🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈 My BS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iqsxhpukruuiue3h2l6pcdcg/feed/aaadutxvomqcc
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I saw a stick this morning that for a split second made me believe I could be a wizard

submitted 4 days ago • 26 comments

it's not what i want but even if it was it wouldn't be

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

When people used to say “I just threw up in my mouth a little bit” I feel like I was the only one actually doing that

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Is this waiter flirting with me because they just handed me a piece of paper that says ME N U

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments

another fulfilling day of bargaining with myself about what I should be doing until I run out of time to do it.

submitted 38 minutes ago • 0 comments

I haven't skeeted about murder in a while and that's exactly how a real killer would put you at ease.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I know, I said the word love

submitted 32 minutes ago • 0 comments

“Your mom” I burp at you as I walk away

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

We all just want someone who gets us without having to Google our movie references

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Be the reason someone says "why tf are you like this"

submitted 565 days ago • 1 comment

You say "difficult woman" like I'm going to be offended.

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

Not checking anymore is a hell of a drug

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m going to need you guys to mix it up a little bit and start supporting smaller accounts. We all love the big ones! But the little ones bring fresh skeets and need to be heard too.

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

Sorry I wrote you a 13 page letter without any commas hoping you'd suffocate.

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t trust people who talk to themselves, and neither do I.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Profanity is a crutch for the ignorant. Stupid fucks.

submitted 82 days ago • 3 comments

Posting all the dumb stuff so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

I thought food noise meant something totally different.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

ain’t shit sparking joy fam ngl

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks for your number. BTW I don't follow any of the rules of texting. Good luck! *Texts you 64 gifs and something about wanting to bathe in your blood*

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I love the show Yellowjackets because whenever I think I've nailed down the craziest character, no I didn't.

submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

[Six years later] I don't think this is how rebounds work

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

This limited edition of me being stupid is entitled Tears For Sneers.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

If you're lookin' for nudes I feel bad for ya son, I got 99 pics and a nude ain't one.

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

Ignoring me is kink shaming

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Weirdos gonna weird.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

It’s me. Hi. I’m your stalker. It’s me.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

We're in a timeline where Lassie would push Timmy down the fucking well and be like 🤷‍♂️

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

I'm so old that by the time I get done saying "note to self" I've already forgotten what I was trying to note.

submitted 2 days ago • 49 comments

It was the best of times, then it was the end times

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Does pushing people away count as exercise?

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Weed, pizza, and chill?

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Running on borrowed time is the new vibe

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Them: In the middle of a long stupid story. Me: *breaks out my jazz hands, so long farewell, Auf Widersehen, Adieu!

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Baby do you like this skeet? I made it so you’d sleep with me.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

You wake up and see me silently going through my Britney choreography through the light of the moon at the foot of your bed.

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

I’ll have one catatonic please.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

sorry I didn't know krumping was over

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I’ll hang up my spurs one of these days Guy downstairs: Please god.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

ai is worthless to me unless it can induce coma

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

thinly veiled disgust is my love language

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

shine on you crazy cubic zirconia

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

*disinfects carrier pigeon*

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

What a sick, twisted joke being alive turned out to be.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Friday night is perfect for enjoying the hell out of a this persistent icepick headache.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments