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frickinferal.bsky.social
I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️‍🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈 My BS: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn Bangerz: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
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*takes a road trip through your mind*

submitted 22 hours ago • 9 comments

Your post to repost ratio is all wrong and it’s making me furious

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I have turned into my parents. Looking at the fashion choices of youth today…. WTAF is going on?! Were you on meth when you picked that shit out, coz you look stupid as shit! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

oh shoot, i’m violently high again

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

A fun thing to say to a cat is "meow" in a Christopher Walken voice

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

the only time I have ever done a eulogy I started by saying "we are mourning in the morning" and I could almost see every single assembled relative decide that it was me that had killed her

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I think I need a plant psychic so these plants can tell me what they need me to do to not kill them. HELP ME HELP YOU!

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I’m so ready for raging bitch summer.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

You can see that this layout of styrofoam cradled a stereo receiver the way a stork would deliver a baby if the sky was fit for a box. I save them all just in case they fit one of us. Wouldn't you like to know your packing material soul shape, could be an omen of arrived unbroken yous to come

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

"Donut hate me!" I say as I stuff the last donut into my mouth as quickly as I can then stare at you blankly as I struggle to chew it.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

I wander off like a butterfly net then you wander in like an exploratory surgery. If you're not waiting out my collection and I'm not escaping your findings is there a chance we're working together? It might explain our hobbies being connected by fate's nervous two stomach system.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

You forgot all about it didn't you. Single use repetition. The commercial never aired again. "Strong enough for a twice but made for a once." Of course nobody ever said that, this was the only time.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Probably wouldn’t hurt to upgrade my coping mechanisms.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Fear and Loathing Everywhere All at Once

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Ignore limit for today

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I love serious takes on my jokes but my favorite is when people take the time to tell me how crazy I am like I don’t already know.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

First date idea: We get high and tell each other our biggest traumas and secrets then never speak again.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

like/reskeet me and I'll love you for a day, play with me in the replies and you have my heart forever 🫶

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Apologize to people when you did something wrong. Especially your kids.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Hazard lights, but for people.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Fuck ai, I just want penis cancelling eyewear.

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

Let’s not complicate things by getting to know each other.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

My therapist comes in a variety of eras.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

serve cunt? in this economy?

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

I put my work pants on just like everyone else, sobbing and weeping.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

You think this is about you. Silly rabbit.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

First date idea: We watch Twin Peaks and I excitedly explain every small thing and the brilliance of David Lynch to you.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I forgot what I was going to say.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

sorry that my brain short-circuits when anyone is nice to me

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

When he asked me to be his Golden Girl, I couldn't tell if he was referring to my age or he wanted to pee on me. Dating is hard

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Special offer — my 2,000th follower will receive a one-of-kind signed edition of my Love Manifesto

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I’m typing stuff in here but nothing’s changing out there. I better pick up the pace

submitted 75 days ago • 11 comments

I got your reply and I'm going to need less information.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

They call me the, no space in my closet, cowboy

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I love anyone who doesn’t take anything too seriously.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Give em the same half assed effort they give you

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

yo,wanna come over to my autism encampment we have the good towels but you'll have to bring your own spoon

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Most gymnastics jokes are floormat jokes.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

THEM: Don't count your chickens before they hatch. ME (being obtuse): Not even the ones already walking around and eating seed?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I usually try to relieve my anxiety by smoking so much weed that I unlock the dormant anxieties.

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

My mental breakdown is like anxiety and depression’s hot new collab.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment