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Pickles, potatoes, ADHD, ace, nerd crafter, gosh darn delight. Co-founder, Awesome People Eating Cheese Club FCK NZS www.frakkingbombs.com
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Using this to break ACAB down for anyone who still doesn’t understand. Let’s agree the shooter is a bastard. The others should have prevented him from firing, and after he fired he should have immediately been taken out. He felt comfortable enough to fire because he knows he will get away with it.

Just Kira from DS9 asking my partner and I for a hug, nbd (What a way to start a Sunday!)

Portland Homies… Ice is looking for folks in town and the suburbs currently. Please take care of each other. Keep your eyes UP

Out of town for a show and the place we went for dinner had signs on every door stating ICE and Homeland Security are not permitted to enter. This is NOT the town I'd expect that in and we love to see it.

"move fast and break things" those "things" are people, you sociopath

My city is having a moment on socials with people complaining about their Pride posts. Favorites include "Just last week we held three events for Memorial Day, I don’t recall seeing you at any of them" and "Totally, i also make life decisions based on whether a city flies a rainbow flag for a month"

40% in and I'm listening to a book at 1.3x speed because I have only 2 days left on the library loan. It's a 34 hour book.

A friend died late last year. We stopped by to see her husband today. I somehow agreed to help sell her Disney bags and resort merch and now I'm digging through tote bins and bawling. It's like digging through dozens of snapshots of her. I can see why he didn't have the bandwidth for it.

Doorbell rings. I open it. Guy hesitantly asks "Do you have glitter?" I ask "Did you ignore two signs that say No Soliciting?" He points down the stairs and says "That was one and...?" "The other one is what made you ask if I have glitter" He says "Oh...yeah...bye" 1/2

My team is now down to single digit size...

I'll miss my wonderful friends dearly, but they deserve to be in a safe place where they can thrive. Please share this post, and donate if you can ❤️ gofund.me/a795b981

I believe I may have overextended myself when scheduling for June. Past Mo has a lot of explaining to do...she knew better

I have lost too many people to the USA military industrial complex and on this day I grieve deeply. And yet we are subject to selfish, elitist, fragile ego, ignorant, tender, man baby behavior from a weak, wilted, unworthy figurehead. I don't even have words to disparage it appropriately

Went to the store for 4 things. Came home with 6 things. Forgot 2 of the 4 things I originally went to the store for. There was a cool old truck for sale in the parking lot and it was shiny and I got distracted and glitched. Always make a list, kids

one thing I believe is it’s important to celebrate good things 10x as hard and to look for them 10x as often because our animal brains are hard-wired to pay 10x as much attention to bad things; it keeps us alive, but it doesn’t keep us happy happiness has to be fought for, survival will tend itself

On one hand it's good I finally upgraded my booth setup with new backdrops, on the other hand it's because I found out my mom was placed next to me at my next show and I'm putting up a wall so that she won't talk to me.

My food aversion cookbook and guide COLOR TASTE TEXTURE has been called both “funnier than a cookbook has any right to be,” and “life changing.” Built on a foundation on unconditional acceptance of individual sensory needs, for all ages. Written by me, an Autistic classically trained chef.

Lord, please give me the strength to finish this entire task *before* I lose interest and move on to something more stimulating

My primary care provider messaged that they were proud of changes I made and I feel like a first-grader that just got a sticker from the teacher

Time to prepare, beloveds. If you are considering stocking up, remember that these pills do expire eventually, and *do not* discuss your actions online or via unencrypted communication. Take no shit, and leave no trace. www.plancpills.org

On the Mother's Day card one of my kids wrote "You're pretty cool." Then he drove an hour to find me a gluten free muffin that I ate a month ago and raved about.

I'll miss my wonderful friends dearly, but they deserve to be in a safe place where they can thrive. Please share this post, and donate if you can ❤️ gofund.me/a795b981

Creator memo: If a con organizer is more concerned with your follower count and your interest in lead generation than they are with your creations or event experience...their decision to reject you has nothing to do with your talent and value!

For the love of christ, stop using A.i. for your memes. It's like watching someone fart on a slice of cake then offering it to you. No, I don't want it. No one does. I don't care how nice it looks, it's covered in shit gas, and now everyone thinks I associate with that weirdo sharing fecal cake

I always appreciate when people tell me things like "it's on the east side of the building" with full confidence that I will know where that is.

The big show I skipped this year? Yeah, the early approvals for next year are a bloodbath. Staples of the community getting waitlisted left and right. Folks are reeling. Oof

Bezos’ Balls Reported Missing After Amazon Backs Down on Listing Tariff Charges: tinyurl.com/mvxvar7f

Just finished the final call with my boss. He was literally driving out of the employee lot as we talked. I didn't expect that call to be so hard.

I know this isn't new to many people but... Do you know how hard it is to find packaged foods without dairy AND wheat? I have a job,a business and 4 other people in my house, I don't have time for a trad-wife, make everything from scratch lifestyle. I just want some frozen meatballs w/out wheat!

Holy geez Ho-ly jiminy @tkingfisher.com will be at RCCC this year! *I* will be at RCCC this year! Better get my booth minions all trained up because I will be leaving for autographs, panels, and general admiration

*deep breath in* I cannot save everyone, I cannot save everyone, I cannot save everyone, I cannot save everyone, I cannot save everyone *breathe out* *deep breath in* That's not a measure of my worth, That's not a measure of my worth, That's not a measure of my worth *breathe out*

Skipping the cons this weekend and then logging in to see this was....something Artist Alley at Sakuracon has been closed all day. Fingers crossed there's no smoke damage and I hope Seattle shows out for them tomorrow!

I wish I could figure out the secret to taking iron without nausea. Half the time I'm fine and half I'm trying not to puke and there's just no consistency

A kid, with his barely a legal adult brother, started kicking our fence and yelling. Hateful little shits, honestly, but after the police talked to them my partner drove them the rest of the way to the lake so they could go fishing. Kid apologized on his own. I hope we never see them again.

We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.

25% of my agency is gone. My team is now furiously creating training materials so anyone getting thrown into new tasking can understand and convey valuable institutional knowledge. Please freely mock and/or shun anyone you know who calls civil servants "lazy" or "parasites"

Millennials have a lot of work ahead of them if they want to be more insufferable than the Xoomers