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skunk-booted yokel

Telling people to ask an algorithm questions instead of just asking other people sounds really stupid until you notice that the idea is to make employees whole livelihood dependent on machines owned by the boss instead of on each other's skills

Freshness is important to me

rotate an apple in your mind to steal a job from AI

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

How am i just now learning about the Spam folder. some great deals in here

sharpie each kill on the mousetrap

My genuine hope for current events is that people can finally internalize that there is no such thing as a benevolent billionaire. If they actually wanted to help someone, they wouldn’t be a billionaire.

you gotta be careful about these pizza delivery companies. on the commercials they promise to bring a piping-hot pie straight to your door — what could be better? but it’s too good to be true. these days everything comes with a price tag, and that includes pizza. that’s how they get ya

mailing a message to my other universe

Welcome to America

if I spot an ancient philosopher at the party I just dip. dudes are always looking to make a metaphor out of stuff. not gonna spot my ass from across the party like, ah a perfect example, take this fellow here

Camera guy on This Old House working hard to keep the all Hardee's cups offscreen

bear in mind that for most americans, driving aggressively often appears to be their only accessible option for a warrior's death

Mister Rogers never misses

Paul should've quit posting for a bit and written a gospel but here we are

2024… very kiki. 2025, definitely bouba

I forked your playlist

All of the elite responses to the UHC/Luigi thing seem incapable of grasping that people broadly recognize now that the Proper Channels they insist everyone should direct their grievances into are designed to waste your time, take your money, or both.

i make a the history

not many people know this but .js is pronounced dot just sayin'

whenever I manage to disrupt a Bluetooth signal with my body, I feel disgusted for a while. my opaque meatbody too thickly saturated with data rays

Every phone-sized gap intrusive thought is an angel crying out for you to free yourself and your soul of this sinful tool of the devil

phone manufacturers won't admit fundamental ergonomics require phones have built-in popsocket or kickstand until they can come up with a more expensive solution to the already-solved problem

the instant and society-wide push to generative AI has been extremely instructive to show that the CEOs of every single corporation and institution spend every day extremely furious that they have to pay people anything at all to extract value from them

love that cocaine piano man

Goose cover The Snow Goose

can't wait to get to heaven and receive my congratulus for always deleting the tracking bullshit at the end of share URLs

ADHD with call stack would be incredibly effective right up to the moment you starve to death

remember when they'd say shit like "the cure for the common cold" but then we all found out that you could easily eradicate most things with complete cooperation, something we can do but just won't do? That the advancements we seek are really to solve for the gaps left in society by shitty people

The old vape pen is dying, and the new vape pen struggles to be delivered; now is the time of edibles

How much do you tip a pollworker

Pokemon get my ass to the polls

culture bombing a tile of my neighbors yard