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CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

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the Zachary Levi autistic kid movie trailer is so funny bc like. you know he thinks it's caused by vaccines

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for a while there I had enough rewards points that every time I went to the movies I got popcorn and a soda for less than 50 cents... it was incredible. I felt like a king

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taking cell phone photos or videos of a movie in theaters is always bad, except for the time Mitchell sent me the whole last 10 minutes of Cocaine Bear on snapchat as he was watching it. that doesn't count bc there wasn't anyone else in the theater and it was his birthday

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Friday again my friends

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my hot take is that I don't think it's weird or notable that Matt Gaetz grew up in the house from the Truman show. people sometimes post about it like "this explains EVERYTHING about him" but does it though? it's just a suburban house

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can't stop thinking about Conclave

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couldn't remember Mcnulty's name. tried to look it up

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Stanley Tucci: we need to stay united, or else Tedesco will win Ralph Fiennes: [looks contemplatively at his paper] Jeff Probst: [in ecclesiastical Latin] I'll go tally the votes

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I was talking to Mitchell a few weeks ago about how good Ilona Maher was doing on dancing with the stars and he seemed really confused and after a while said "isn't she a politician? I thought she was that politician" he thought I was saying Ilhan Omar

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Friday

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hate to say it but I think Jake Paul will win tonight. we're clearly just rerunning 2016, which makes this fight the falcons/patriots super bowl

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Joseph Robinette has proved to be a catastrophically bad president. elected in a moment when big change was needed and fully failed to deliver. in historic terms it's like if Buchanan was president after the civil war and then somehow lost to Jefferson Davis

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anyone worried about raising your kid in 2024, you know those parents that sit their babies in front of iPads and they end up listening to the Hitler Show starring Hitler? Don’t do that. You have to parent. No AI can do it for you.

submitted 112 days ago • 3 comments

last fm Friday, moving it over to bluesky

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rereading Annihilation because I wanted something short, easy, and familiar and I still cannot believe they didn't include the tower in the movie. I'm 60 pages in and it's been almost 100% about the tower so far. it's like the main thing

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

there's this Idris Elba video from 10 years or so ago about like new years resolutions where he's like "whatever changes you want to make in life, less drinking more vegetables, less road rage more library... moments" and I think about that every time I'm having a library moment

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need someone to explain to me why Moebius's art looks like that and why I like it so much. I don't understand. I've been pondering it to no avail

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when I'm god emperor it will be illegal for white people to say "sounds about white"

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gotta get off of twitter before I have an aneurysm from seeing 10-follower "leftist" dullards call Rashida Tlaib an imperialist collaborator. people acting smug as hell for takes that boil down to "members of congress are part of the government" oh for real dude? that's crazy I had no clue

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letterboxd reviews of Saltburn are like ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ more like Jacob Oh-Lordy! I want him to raw me ⭐ Emerald Fennel's idea of what is "shocking" is so juvenile and obvious it's embarrassing. I can't imagine being shocked by this ⭐⭐ oh hell no he fuckin the grave! this is too crazy for me!

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tired: you couldn't make Blazing Saddles today wired: you couldn't make The Producers today

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you should be able to downvote letterboxd reviews

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revisiting portal 2 for the first time in ages and I think it's pretty clear this is the greatest video game ever made

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right now a lot of things suck but I'm glad we're past the point where online libs tried to stop fascists by paraphrasing American Saturday Night by Brad Paisley

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watching the annual Vanessa Hudgens Christmas movies in order lets you pinpoint exactly when Netflix forgot how to light things (between Knight Before Christmas and Princess Switch 2)

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did we learn nothing from jfk

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if you go to the macy's parade in person you should get to throw stuff at the floats you don't like. I want to throw rotten eggs at the NYPD and the elf of the shelf

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I'm the Devil of Duolingo