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they should make Luigi the next Pope

hello and welcome to poundtown, I am the mayor due to gerrymandering

10/10 POOP

Blaming left wing people for rising fascism instead of the so-called centrists who destroyed any chance of progressive government and have now adopted far right policies about trans people, immigration and disabled people in particular is frankly a huge LOL Luke. Embarrassed for you.

Star of Leopard News Asks That Friend’s Face be Spared

9/10 poop

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?

American liberals are gonna spend 4 years blaming the election on tiktokers calling her Cop-ala and then tell people to vote for cyborg Bill Clinton in ‘28

Hey Troye Sivan I love your work, why did your white family leave South Africa immediately after the fall of apartheid? #ifeeltherush

All the fracking fumes are making Rupaul’s cataracts worse

name it the gulf of cum

(trying not to think about how state capacity can be destroyed instantly yet takes decades to rebuild) video games are all about using four fiber to make cloth

ok so im going down to south park gonna have my self a time ok……..

the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong

i don’t care what the government says we are going to continue innovating and creating new transgender surgeries

the feminine urge to own a dragon

this attitude — paperwork is for sissies, real wars are won by Big Strong Men — is traditionally a harbinger of ruinous for defeat for everyone who holds it

cheese is feminine

yes

i love picking at the skin around my thumbs i have so much fun scabbing and scarring myself and definitely do not do it in an anxious way i am so normal

i saw this guy unironically make a post about the "left" needing to "hold itself accountable" for the election. just for clarity jill stein, cornel west, and claudia de la cruz in total amassed 1 million votes in this election. kamala lost by 3 million

not sure how you can see this and not immediately call for @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social to step down from any leadership positions. he is absolutely useless

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

what do you mean i can’t crawl into your rib cage i thought you liked me

If I was Theseus me and the Minotaur would’ve just queened out instead but I guess he’s not chill like that

I’d let a zombie eat my brain if he was nice I just wanna keep the parts with all the muppet names and also the French Revolution 🫶🥰 #ally

He hawk on my tuah till I commit massive financial fraud #crypto.comarena

Not into football but I do hope the Eagles eat Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend’s liver like he’s Prometheus chained to the mountain

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

Athena is Hoots the Owl's granddaughter. She wants to be a singer when she grows up, and looks to Hoots for advice on how to be a great scat singer. She sometimes emcees at Birdland. According to her first appearance in Episode 2304, she bears a strong resemblance to her grandmother (Hoots' wife).

i’ve never seen lin manuel miranda and @frogandtoadkiss4k.bsky.social in the same room together #imnotthrowingawaymyshot

rupaul is the closest we have to jigsaw

Hunter Schafer looks so pretty in the new drag race even with the stupid hat 🫶

Live Hormona Lisa execution 😳 #ridawgfan5ever

FIX YO HEMS #rupaulsdragrace