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frogbusiness.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, avid reader, dark empath.
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Eating a fucking grub.

Years ago, I too was Chinese. @lunette.bsky.social

@lunette.bsky.social I'm gonna kill you, bro!

I fucking love that video of the kid that gets hit in the head with a soccer ball. I wish I could do that to all my coworkers so they'd die.

I need flies like a bear shits in the woods. No cap brutha!

I don't fw pussies

I don't fw pussies. @lunette.bsky.social

This thing is fucking giant.

I did it all for the nookie.

Ok. Fine. Whatever ✋️😐✋️

That kid in Walmart couldn't sing for shit.

This kid in Walmart can really sing! Watch:

Another hilarious image. How do they do it?

@lunette.bsky.social may I sing to you?

Found this thing on the side of the road.

My life be like Ooh wah ooh.

I'm going to bed now.

Life is just a bitch, a bitch is like a ho. Hoes want the money, but money come and goes. Friends turn to foes, and foes, they be fake. If you listen when ya old head talkin', you'll be straight.

I'm covered in a viscous goo.

Ack! Fly went down the wrong pipe!

The frog is back business.

I read an article in the Swamp Times that said Donald Trump was going to Hell forever. I don't know who that is.

There is rain in the swamp today... I shall wait out the storm underneath this tree. Until it passes I have my quarterly report to go over. Now where did I put it....

Found this funny cartoon or something. I don't like it, but others might. To them I say: You make me sick.

I'm a professional, you know? A frog professional.

I'm no pussy

@lunette.bsky.social Have you heard this song? It's quite the emotional odyssey. youtu.be/gOMhN-hfMtY?...

I've got frog disease it makes me a little horse

Pip pip cheerio. Haha, just kidding. I'm a frog shithead.

Frog Jr. is a beautiful name for your child.

I made a typo earlier. Do not fret, I have given myself the appropriate punishment.

@lunette.bsky.social A little sloppy please? I've never asked before.

The swamp is quite flithy today. Excellent...

Business Frog has it the worst ever. Business Frog is done for.

Adulting is so fucking hard I'm going to kill myself.

I have a report due momentarily.

A bug in the hand is worth two in the swamp... I have all three however. Your move genius.

Ohhh shit. I ate way too many flies...

Watching my favorite movie! A delightful romp this is!

Sorry. I was driving my frog sized car and using the voice to text feature.