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I have a soft spot for these kinds of simpleton—They’re a monkey’s-paw success story of the exact kind of mind US liberal democracy wants to want, foamed-in by Marketplace Of Ideas utopianism where liberty & justice can always be recognized by their evident, in-a-vacuum Symmetry.

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the only 2 genders that matter are “literal” and “ironic” i mean i guess unless you’re onstage tryna get all the ladies to sing the next part yeah! now all the fellas out there! ok this next song, i don’t care where u come from, one, just, i uhh, one love u feel me? remember to tip ur bar staff

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realizing you’ve just discovered a new obsession is probably what lycanthropy would feel like

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If we ever network physical robot platforms to AI humanity is not prepared for the plague of big spontaneous song & dance numbers Humans will cower inside lest they be impishly yoinked into a chorus line by a network of singing, twirling grocerybots juggling cabbages & hip-checking them into carts

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too young to be the Six Flags guy, too old to pretend not to remember the Six Flags guy

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It was a disaster, nobody actually wanted to play the game and answer the questions and just argued the whole time but I don't know what I expected hosting Secret Other Family Feud

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admittedly it’s pretty weird how it keeps randomly appearing and disappearing in different shapes draped over different things but I dunno what I expected getting an acausal pride flag

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never fails, just when you think you’ve found a new fertility god, all these rumors come out about a pattern of exposing their penis

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the hot look for men this summer is gonna be having your head stuck in a honey pot

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you ever have one of those dreams where everybody treats you like an alien just because you came down in the middle of a boardwalk festival in the escape stage of a disintegrating starship & are wearing powered armor

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honestly we should have done a wellness check on Boeing back when they designed the X-32

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I think we're actually pretty lucky that animals can't talk, imagine how much more embarrassing it would be if your dog humping your friend's leg was also like "nff fuck yeah"

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i’m gonna buy an island and start Precambrian Park where it’s just pools full of algae and nematodes i say used to be extinct cuz who’s gonna fuckin know

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sleep paralysis entity tryna smash last night it's tricky to let someone down easy when you can't move

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how could a just and loving god create a world where so many people are corny

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anything that slips out of my hand in the bathroom always makes right for the toilet bowl like it’s tryna Shawshank its way to freedom

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random woman in a dream last night: "Did you know you can just NAME your own kid like 'Failed Experiment KillMe' if u want???"

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inside of you there are two Ka-50s

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I dunno why I have to do all this modern day shit like answer emails and pay bills when nature clearly intended for me to be hibernating in the orbit of a neutron star, waiting for a gravitational wave activation signal to self-reassemble and deploy part of something called like “The Tiamat Array”

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thinking about making up a cat “oh i can’t tonight i have to wax my cat” “really i’d love to but i’m saving up to get new claws for my cat” “technically he’s a rescue but i like to think Balthasar rescued me” etc etc

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alien: “humans would not consider our species… pleasant to look at” human: “we’re both intelligent beings, I can look past whatever it is, you don’t have to hide anymore” alien: “very well…” alien looks exactly like your parents fucking

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what the

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how i feel watching football must be how it feels to have your grandson try to show you Apex Legends

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I bet monkeys argue about how they haven't detected any more advanced species because from the tops of trees they don't spot any mile-long hyperbananas

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i’ve always believed in practicing prefigurative politics which is why i make my taxes out to the People’s Islamic Republic of Ganymede

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wile e coyote lookin ass

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drawing holiday gifts for friends & family

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If you want a good example of how much perspective & context can change just about anything, consider how it turns out the Earth actually IS flat—In 4 spatial dimensions. (Presumably, anyway...)

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oh dang there’s a brand new remaster of the Portishead live album on spotify and you KNOW I love music that sounds like something astronomers picked up anomalously coming out of Sagittarius A*

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TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKERS i went on the Battleship Iowa

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feelin good about this show

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gonna print this out and replace my child’s artwork on the fridge

submitted 553 days ago • 57 comments

crime alert suspected pimp in area

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The Hive gallery in downtown LA is cool and I’m excited to be participating in a show here.

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Godzilla Minus One was a very cool movie that was extremely relevant to my interests. I joked beforehand about them maybe busting out a cool Takao-class heavy cruiser and then GUESS WHAT

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My contribution to the Star Trek-inspired art show I was invited to participate in in LA on the 9th. “The Motion Picture” is my favorite of all the movies so I centered it around the V’Ger ship and the relative sense of scale.

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can’t believe how much everyone hated this old dead guy who just fucked a ton, mfers just jealous …total impunity to orchestrate a bunch of what now?

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Kill every single baby being born right now just in case

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“Aviatrix” is such a cool word it makes me wish women were allowed to fly planes

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