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Listening to Skyrim soundtrack whenever I'm outside makes any crackhead encounter 1000 times better

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The middle ages with one single addition. Cocaine.

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I wanted to make a joke about the entire USA becoming a flyover state after the election, but you know what, it wouldn't really land.

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Never understood the fuss around cooking. You just take your food out of the microwave when you hear a loud bang.

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Getting invited to a wedding is way easier than what videogames led me to believe.

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EA really just needs to make Battlefield 4: 2

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Incredible pull from my Spotify liked songs

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The pull in method Elon was referring to is him pulling into your driveway with a cup of semen and a turkey baster

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peach no! you’re too little to be considering the implications

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You can tell Blade runner 2049 is a dystopia, because K is forced to drive a Peugeot.

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It's a well known phenomenon that every Czech person starts to unironically like the popular pub rock/trash metal band Kabát the minute they turn 29.

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Of all the things from Dune that could've become real, of course it had to be the "you're ruled by inbreds and AI sucks" part

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Just realized the Welcome to Scranton rap video by Michael Scott was trying to imitate Beastie Boys

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Why do multivitamins always taste like a hobbit spray farted over the batch

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Disco Elysium blowing up the way it did should be evidence that there’s no predicting the games market. Imagine trying to tell a money guy that game of the year was gonna be an Estonian visual novel by communists where you can pet the mailbox and say “I want to make fuck with you”

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Grimace but pronounced like Versace.

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Imagine being the kid who kicked Elon down the stairs when you were in school and living your entire life with the knowledge that you should've finished the job when you had the chance.

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I miss emo and scene kids so much.

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her: I'm coming over you better not be a Third Stage Guild Navigator when I get there my silly ass:

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gator's got that shit on

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I miss him so much

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Do you even perceive the world with childlike wonder anymore bro?

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Why is every big gaming channel doing a video on Escape from Butcher Bay??? Is there a remake in the works and they got paid by the publisher to generate hype or what?

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Rudy needs to be protected at all costs.

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My partner decided to make her own memes since she deleted Instagram and they get progressively better but also more unhinged

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Please take a moment for this very critical update

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Hail hero! My village (a run-down trailer park) is being harassed by bandits (tax-collectors) Use this spell (home-made explosive) to destroy their wagon (service vehicle) and I will give you my arcane medicine (Meth)

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Slow talkers are the worst people to have in your meetings. "Uhhhhh" after every goddamn word

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So called "Free thinkers" when the fire alarm goes off

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Brother, you have no right to call other people degenerates if you backed a porn game Kickstarter.

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Whenever I'm bored, I just remember that I have a cat I can annoy freely.

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I got into the Big Lez Show expecting stoner jokes and stupidity and what I got is one of the most moving, spiritually and philosophically deep experiences I ever had.

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You know, maybe listening to Dead Flag Blues while reading the news was not such a good idea.

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Stoner metal is a god tier genre. Not to mention the bands and their names. Can you even come up with something cooler than Bongzilla????? Yeah, didn't think so.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment