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I need to have a word with an iphone dev because what baboon designed the alarm to not go off if my focus is in sleep mode

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

i’m sorry i’ve just learned that HALF of all internet traffic is AI. HALF???

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

guys just don’t flip up their sunglasses which are part of their regular glasses when they’re surprised anymore. we used to be a real country

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

breaking the laws of thermodynamics the way i’ve got perpetual motion

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

what was the deal with cops pretending to die if they touched 1 particle of fentanyl? is that ever gonna be talked about again

submitted 213 days ago • 1 comment

riding on the freaky subway 🤤

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

shoutout to greggs for naming their chilled latte “down time” then putting 160mg of caffeine in it

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

how I look pulling up to your mums house

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

man i was high as hell when i ordered the mario lopez dude wipes

submitted 216 days ago • 30 comments

2 transgenders in the blanket fort what will they do

submitted 221 days ago • 1 comment

i’ve got 2 front brake calipers on the way this week and after that ill have EVERYTHING I need to get the supra on the road 🙌🙌

submitted 231 days ago • 0 comments

i went bowling and all i got was this lousy soup

submitted 234 days ago • 0 comments

please bro just one more fish I swear bro just let me finish my bait I promise I just gotta get this fish then i’ll be done on god bro just let me catch one more fish

submitted 235 days ago • 0 comments

the worst part about having adhd is just being annoying all the fucking time

submitted 238 days ago • 1 comment

🤤🤤

submitted 242 days ago • 0 comments

Youth transition has become central to the reactionary culture war because it asks the question: Will we allow children to choose to live outside the strictures of the heterosexual regime? Can they choose a biodestiny not defined by natalism? Will we let them be more than their parents' property?

submitted 249 days ago • 9 comments

I got machine girl tickets LFG

submitted 248 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t really been bothered about halloween this year and I feel like one of the main parts is there’s barely anything in the zeitgeist to dress up as

submitted 250 days ago • 0 comments

born to roam. cursed to loiter

submitted 251 days ago • 0 comments

leaving work in a barrel over a waterfall

submitted 250 days ago • 4 comments

it might actually be time to start learning chinese

submitted 250 days ago • 0 comments

just signed an email “kind retards” should I kms

submitted 250 days ago • 1 comment

hazbin hotel queers are an enigma. one minute, they're calling a stranger online abusive for putting glasses on their dog & the next, they're doing an impression of what they think speaking japanese sounds like. its like if it's always sunny in philadelphia had an episode about afabs only housing.

submitted 250 days ago • 7 comments

two clowns kissing and their noses honk

submitted 252 days ago • 11 comments