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The scariest thing about Nosferatu is the pushy real estate agents and the bad house guests

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

Rubbing the little dog’s shoulders like he’s a prizefighter. He’s a bantamweight with quite a bad attitude

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I've finally reached the stage of womanhood where I'm ready to start a holy war

submitted 55 days ago • 26 comments

u absolute freak (complimentary)

submitted 59 days ago • 12 comments

Baby it’s stupid outside

submitted 72 days ago • 5 comments

i had the severance procedure but instead of just forgetting my memories my soul is actually possessed from the hours of 9am-5pm by ron swanson (i paid extra)

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

I can always tell when the dinosaurs are fake in movies

submitted 71 days ago • 240 comments

Your honor, my dad can kick your dads ass

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

asking chatgpt to make my email more professional

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Pastor of Muppets

submitted 77 days ago • 15 comments

tell cersei i farted i want her to know it was me

submitted 77 days ago • 2 comments

LaGuardia sounds like a virus your dog gets from eating a gyro off the street

submitted 79 days ago • 69 comments

Gabapentin would make a beautiful name for a baby girl

submitted 80 days ago • 15 comments

i say i’m bad with kids but what i’m really saying is: my only memories of being 13 are shane dawson and acacia brinley

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

feels like a good day to sink slowly into the gloopy embrace of a bog

submitted 79 days ago • 16 comments

just so you know if the oxygen masks drop I cannot help you put yours on bc I will be cleaning up my diarrhea

submitted 79 days ago • 16 comments

I wonder if it ever bums rage against the machine out that 90% of their listenership thinks their songs are about how guys who own parking lots or whatever shouldn't have to pay taxes

submitted 79 days ago • 253 comments