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Unbothered. Wet. Happy. In my goop. Slopped up. Squelching. ACAB. He/Him. Reluctant #Eagles, #Phillies, #Flyers, #Sixers & F1 fan.
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HE'S FROM GLOUCESTER TWP?!?!

LET JIHAAD SAY FUCK

Dude, Campbell & Nolan Smith seriously isn't fair, lmao. That speed is gonna kill opposing offensive lines.

FIRST ROUND LINEBACKER????????????????????????????????????????????????

Wait they're taking someone???

Ngl Tyleik Williams sounds a lot like Jordan Davis lol

Starks feels like a guy the Eagles should've tried to get.

The giants drafted a paul brother??? Dead in the water.

Shadeur is holding his draft party in a red cross triage tent

I need Jalen Hurts to whip a flaming football through rfk jr.'s chest

Eight picks in and we've officially hit, "who the fuck is that" levels #NFLDraft

Jags trading their 2026 1st is a WILDLY BAD IDEA

Joy Taylor's nephew on having a family member in sports media as he starts his pro career, "Everyone please stop talking about how hot my aunt is, it's getting weird."

THE PLAYER WHOMST I'VE JUST LEARNED ABOUT AND WILL BE ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED IF THE EAGLES DON'T PICK TONIGHT: Walter Nolen (EDGE, Ole Miss) THANK U N GOD BLESS 🙏

Am I a brain-damaged enough dude to go see Revenge of the Sith in theatres???

Am I gonna get wings tonight and stay up until 1am to watch Howie Roseman trade the 32nd overall pick? Buddy, you better believe it.

"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately? anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.

Can't stop thinking about how Great Clips used to have a $10 haircut coupon and now they have a $5 off coupon which is essentially $3 to $0 off depending on how well you tip.

The Trevor Project has a 24/7 Suicide Hotline for LGBTQ+ Youth. Please support them if you can, and please promote them. www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/

Being a fan of the Phillies is more of a vibe. A fashion statement, if you will.

The last six months have been literal hell on earth and I am BEGGING the powers that be for a reprieve.

"Sorry babe, I can't go on our desperately needed wine event weekend coming up. I have to catch up on 40 years of Mobile Suit Gundam."

You: "The Phillies didn't hit you can't blame aaron nola for that one." Me, his biggest hater: 0-5, 6.67 ERA.

Finally, it’s his time.

Fans in the stands as aaron nola gets shelled for eight runs in two and a third innings on aaron nola giveaway jersey night against the Diamondbacks:

Jesus Luzardo is so much better than Aaron Nola it's disgusting.

Really unfortunate day for Yuki after a good qualifying but great races by Williams, Antonelli & Hadjar.

Nice day for Williams potentially...

I kind of need Max to pull far enough away from p2 that the penalty doesn't make a difference