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🦋 Northern, so I like pies. I live in London, so I like £10 pints. Views obviously my own. INTJ.
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I find it quite amazing that right now, including the one I'm on, I can see six planets from where I am in Central London.

Can this depressing weather just end? Immediately.

I'm having a post-Enders glass of merlot and I'm raising the glass to the campest of camp bath falls in the history of bath falls. #eastenders

I saw a seagull swallow an entire sausage earlier today. Whole. In one piece. Popped it in his mouth and swallowed. Slid right down. Like he'd done it before.

Because they've realised that the sale of a single bottle of water in an airport is enough to support the business for a decade.

Wetherspoon's (I know, I know) haggis burger was delicious. Happy Rab C Nesbitt Night.

I mean, you pop onto a social media site to catch up on the gossip and scroll through a few willies. Instead, you have to wade through a billion nazi salutes.

Today's episode of The Internet was a bit shit.

I can't sleep. But I'm happy for my cat who's currently snoring his little head off.

Me walking through central London avoiding the chuggers, the phone muggers, the tiktokkers and the youtubers

Other than maybe to catch the roving eye of aging homosexuals such as myself, why are men wearing shorts in this obscenely chilly willy weather?

Please note: If I am on Xmas holidays please do not ask me for a photo with you. My holidays end Jan 5th.

Man born into unimaginable unearned wealth serves carrots and parsnips at homeless charity before returning to sprawling gilded estate. BBC News - William serves Christmas lunch at shelter he visited with Diana www.bbc.com/news/article...

I've had a Christmas burger for lunch. Don't hate me

Mmmmmmmm fish & chips and Chinese curry sauce.

How are you all still naked and flopping your bits all over the feeds when it's bloody freezing? Pop a cardie on. You'll get a chill.

A gas bill of £2.50 accompanied by a £16 standing charge really is obscene.

I didn't get Glastonbury tickets. I mean, I didn't apply or queue for them either, but hey.

You know what this site needs? A few thousand unblockable Temu ads.

Day 1 on BlueSky: gosh, everyone's got their knob out

I'll probably ignore you here as well.