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[pharmaceutical hq] CEO: we need some new drug names MKTG GUY: cymbalta fabhalta veozah VP: ar-are you ok MKTG GUY: kisqali austedo phexxi VP: sir he’s having a stroke MKTG GUY: xgeva toujeo zeposia VP: we should call 911 MKTG GUY: xeljanz opdivo wegovy CEO: writing now let’s not be hasty

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Sorry i yelled bicycle face when you grew that handlebar moustache

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

In hindsight, it was a bad move to install the mulberry bushes. We’ve lost a lot of weasels.

submitted 8 hours ago • 7 comments

FACT: science has shown you can never overfeed a dog so— Me: What are you doing? Dog: (quickly pushing “post”) … uh… nothing.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

on the one hand they are both horrible heartless selfish narcisistic idiots responsible for hundreds of thousands of unnecessary deaths and untold suffering. on the other hand there is no other hand fuck those guys

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

BREAKING: the trump/musk feud has resulted in a worldwide popcorn shortage

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

submitted 1 day ago • 1689 comments

Men are too emotional to use social media

submitted 1 day ago • 134 comments

the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

submitted 1 day ago • 44 comments

trump and musk rn

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[petting zoo] WORKER: this is a sweet lamb named caroline CAROLINE: baa baa baa KID 1: wow she feels so good KID 2: so good KID 3: so good NEIL DIAMOND: holy shit someone get me a pen

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I know that it has been a long and wearying academic year when my first thought this morning was “birds sound like triangles.”

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

WINNERS OF THE BEST DOT CONTEST 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

gosh dang it to heck! it’s the

submitted 2 days ago • 112 comments

The girl with the Urkel tattoo

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CAPTAIN: is that land? SAILOR: it can't be land we're in the middle of the ocean CAPTAIN: holy shit it is land --how the island got it's name

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FRIEND: drops food on the floor but immediately picks it up haha 5 second rule ME: slaps food out of their hand that was less than 5 seconds

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WIFE: whatcha thinking about ME: [wondering how long the word “erode” was a million years ago] history

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Summer Bible Camp visitors, don’t forget to stop by our new Plague of Frogs exhibit.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

The wedge is the most divisive of all salads.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Me: What if instead of a cat there’s a shark in the box Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

hey for a split second i thought the past tense of "grab" was "grobe" thank you follow your dreams

submitted 148 days ago • 50 comments

brings red shirt to phaser fight

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

On nothing but vibes, I’m convinced that keeping the end pieces bookending the loaf’s remaining slices seals in their freshness.

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

if snack sizes have taught me anything, it’s that family is the opposite of fun

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

TEACHER: tell me how to divide an even number STUDENT: do i have to TEACHER: correct

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

ME: wow that pine tree has a lot of branches WIFE: and its trunk is all sticky ME: I literally just said that janice

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.

submitted 4 days ago • 27 comments

a vampire getting a dui for biting someone who got a dui

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

[pharmaceutical hq] CEO: we need some new drug names MKTG GUY: cymbalta fabhalta veozah VP: ar-are you ok MKTG GUY: kisqali austedo phexxi VP: sir he’s having a stroke MKTG GUY: xgeva toujeo zeposia VP: we should call 911 MKTG GUY: xeljanz opdivo wegovy CEO: writing now let’s not be hasty

Sorry i yelled bicycle face when you grew that handlebar moustache

In hindsight, it was a bad move to install the mulberry bushes. We’ve lost a lot of weasels.

FACT: science has shown you can never overfeed a dog so— Me: What are you doing? Dog: (quickly pushing “post”) … uh… nothing.

on the one hand they are both horrible heartless selfish narcisistic idiots responsible for hundreds of thousands of unnecessary deaths and untold suffering. on the other hand there is no other hand fuck those guys

BREAKING: the trump/musk feud has resulted in a worldwide popcorn shortage

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Men are too emotional to use social media

the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

trump and musk rn

[petting zoo] WORKER: this is a sweet lamb named caroline CAROLINE: baa baa baa KID 1: wow she feels so good KID 2: so good KID 3: so good NEIL DIAMOND: holy shit someone get me a pen

I know that it has been a long and wearying academic year when my first thought this morning was “birds sound like triangles.”

WINNERS OF THE BEST DOT CONTEST 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

gosh dang it to heck! it’s the

The girl with the Urkel tattoo

CAPTAIN: is that land? SAILOR: it can't be land we're in the middle of the ocean CAPTAIN: holy shit it is land --how the island got it's name

FRIEND: drops food on the floor but immediately picks it up haha 5 second rule ME: slaps food out of their hand that was less than 5 seconds

WIFE: whatcha thinking about ME: [wondering how long the word “erode” was a million years ago] history

Summer Bible Camp visitors, don’t forget to stop by our new Plague of Frogs exhibit.

The wedge is the most divisive of all salads.

Me: What if instead of a cat there’s a shark in the box Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass

hey for a split second i thought the past tense of "grab" was "grobe" thank you follow your dreams

brings red shirt to phaser fight

On nothing but vibes, I’m convinced that keeping the end pieces bookending the loaf’s remaining slices seals in their freshness.

if snack sizes have taught me anything, it’s that family is the opposite of fun

TEACHER: tell me how to divide an even number STUDENT: do i have to TEACHER: correct

ME: wow that pine tree has a lot of branches WIFE: and its trunk is all sticky ME: I literally just said that janice

When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.

a vampire getting a dui for biting someone who got a dui

[first date] WAITER: places check on table ME: please let me pick that up DATE: oh ok thanks ME: picks it up and hands it to her you're welcome

just watched 2 birds doing it doggy style. wtf

LADY HOLDING A "MASS DEPORTATION NOW" SIGN: i didn't mean moms

The name's Bond, High- yield Junk Bond

Just saw your text from last night. Are you still defusing the bomb

ME: it’s 69 degrees in france FRIEND: nice ME: no paris

i can’t wait to love my child no matter who they love

Libra: You are positively glowing today. Nuclear physicists can’t explain it.