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When it happens... they're definitely going to try some kind of half-cocked Weekend At Bernie's scenario.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

My son: "I think when you get older you're not able to imagine as well. I think you lose something as you age. Like there's less magic. I get to enjoy this now while my imagination is sharp. I would rather attack this training dummy with a sharp blade."

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster. "Will the Senator yield for a question?" "I yield for a question without yielding the floor." "Can I shove the gargoyle?" "Roll for strength." "9". *17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*

submitted 87 days ago • 25 comments

Don't ever talk to me about christianity again for as long as I live. You literally chose the richest man in the world vs. everything Jesus himself told you to take care of.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you NBA trade season for drowning out the worst two weeks of football season: the run up to the Super Bowl.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

If you're from the Pacific Northwest and of a particular age, listening to Elliot Smith in 2025 brings a real hit of sadness. Life is hard, but few things are harder than "what could have been".

submitted 143 days ago • 1 comment

"Boy I sure am glad Trump got rid of those DEI programs" said Janet as she entered the room for her child's IEP meeting...

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

My son (age 11) just suggested it was time to "summon the pizza". He then explained that it was a ritual that has material components and is cast by an elder so clearly it was a summoning spell that falls under the Conjuration school of magic. I can't see the fault in his reasoning.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

God bless

submitted 150 days ago • 512 comments

Once you're a parent, you're the ghost of your children's future.

submitted 155 days ago • 2 comments