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I'm like Eugenio's four cheese frozen pizza: a bi. They/them
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submitted 44 days ago • 32 comments

"Lynchian" is a fully realized and instantly comprehensible adjective, as concrete a one-word summation of an artist's aesthetic and worldview as has ever been associated with any artist in any medium. Things will forever be Lynchian, but there was only one David Lynch. #RIP

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a “Full English” is when you prank a buddy by secretly filling their toilet tank to the brim with baked beans

submitted 79 days ago • 16 comments

a crab is pinching my penis

submitted 80 days ago • 18 comments

playing a Nintendo DS game with a lot of quirky touch screen and microphone gimmicks in public and shaking my head each time after I have to do one of them so people know I'm definitely not having fun with these quirky Nintendo DS gimmicks

submitted 82 days ago • 66 comments

Burger King marketing team needs to put out a "We won't snitch on our customers" ad NOW or they're idiots

submitted 81 days ago • 259 comments

and for successfully resisting the urge to eat a little treat, I shall reward myself with a little treat

submitted 81 days ago • 150 comments

It is now illegal

submitted 81 days ago • 19 comments

submitted 83 days ago • 10 comments

scully: it doesn’t make any sense mulder, out of nowhere he started showing empathy and a base level curiosity about the life experience of others mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?

submitted 85 days ago • 43 comments

[whispering to date while watching David Lynch's 2002 short film "Rabbits," which would later be integrated into the magnum opus Inland Empire, when the rabbits first appear on the screen] Those are the rabbits

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes

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i cannot fucking believe you just went gentle into that good night when i specifically told you not to

submitted 88 days ago • 4 comments

oh, you’re “egging my house?” thanks for breakfast dumbass

submitted 88 days ago • 26 comments

could a father not pardon his son?

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THEY BOUGHT THAT FREAKIN ZOO

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Mr Biden will I be pardoned for not doing the dishes or do I have to get up from the couch

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about this one line from a YouTube travel blogger again

submitted 465 days ago • 0 comments

"Graveyard full of enemies" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average Elon graveyards 0 enemies per year. Inflated Self Image Georg, who lives in Elon's Head & graveyards over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

submitted 465 days ago • 2 comments

Didn't quite feel at home coming from Twitter until the porn and cats showed up, inexplicably

submitted 465 days ago • 0 comments

Have you tried muttering angrily in the woods about it

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Maybe replacing every source of information in the world with a machine specifically designed to lie very confidently was a bad idea?

submitted 465 days ago • 16 comments