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frozensighs.bsky.social
Human. Minneapolis-ish.
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Not to brag but I can still fit my head into the oven

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

The Ides of March is when I stab leftover Pi.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Back in the USSR

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Eating eggs like they’re caviar.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Super Bowl fifty nein.

submitted 83 days ago • 29 comments

For a minute I forgot everything is terrible.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I miss normal corruption.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

well it looks like i picked a bad year to [anything]

submitted 88 days ago • 7 comments

too many sighs and what the fucks

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Weather forecast calls for 451 degrees.

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

I hope this email finds you dead

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Being right has never felt so bad

submitted 95 days ago • 6 comments

I don’t like this horror movie.

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

RIP

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone’s life moves at a different pace and comparing yourself to others is meaningless and even harmful but I still can’t help but feel like I’ve fallen behind every time I hear that another woman my age has already succeeded in befriending and commanding her own murder of crows.

submitted 108 days ago • 36 comments

What I’ll be doing the next four years.

submitted 119 days ago • 2 comments

Happy new year I guess

submitted 122 days ago • 49 comments

Happy New unfathomable dread.

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

Rain and fog. Totally normal.

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

Not a drone.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

I’m depressed. Here’s a sunset.

submitted 148 days ago • 2 comments

gm ☀️

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

My sense of humor is on life support.

submitted 164 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 176 days ago • 1 comment

Going to a cookie party without cookies.

submitted 508 days ago • 2 comments

Where am I?

submitted 576 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 578 days ago • 0 comments

I have a hundred things to do today. (Three things)

submitted 580 days ago • 0 comments

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Went shopping when I was cold and came home with 50 sweaters.

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

My kitchen is dead on the inside.

submitted 589 days ago • 0 comments

It’s dark again.

submitted 598 days ago • 0 comments

It’s September. Or, as I call it, winter.

submitted 605 days ago • 1 comment

Spotted outside a fire museum.

submitted 607 days ago • 0 comments

Wake up.

submitted 610 days ago • 0 comments

Last night’s super bloom.

submitted 611 days ago • 0 comments