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I'm just here to post nonsense. I have no intention of explaining anything. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIjmQyTdDp6WwYqyQ-Eo5iw?sub_confirmation=1
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don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

Me, at the lightning bottling factory: "wow, this job is really hard"

Any sufficiently stupid poster is indistinguishable from AI.

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

It's kinda wild that Sonic 3 is just straight up a good movie.

If you use Office 365 you've automatically been generously volun-told you will be upgraded to a more expensive version that automatically includes access to AI "features".

Nosferatu was good. I don't have anything profound to say though so She Count on my Orlok til I Nosferatu

The point isn't that there were secret signs you could detect in Gaiman all along. It's that so many men are abusers that it could be the loveliest guy you know. Your best friend. And you'd rarely have a clue. Abusers often excel at charm - that's how they get victims.

Hirohiko Araki could easily have written Harry Potter but JK Rowling could never have written JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

The Rosetta Stone for the useless of “bad man’s art is clue he’s bad” is that all the stuff in Joss Whedon’s work that reads as creepy post-allegations was evidence of how much he respects female characters pre-allegations

It's concerning how surprised people seem to be about the details of the Neil Gaiman situation because it's all textbook for how predators operate in subcultures.

Hirohiko Araki could easily have written Harry Potter but JK Rowling could never have written JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

How I feel when I write "aeroplane" instead of "airplane"

Me, reading the Bible "Man, Dune is so good"

this is the only twitter exchange that I regularly think about and laugh

"Bluesky, really? A shitposter of your talents?" "It's a peaceful life."

"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back

you can’t convince me that this isn’t why so many gaming communities suck ass

I kinda hate how I will often want to make a joke on the internet and then end up just deleting it because I know some humourless scold with hit me with the ☝️🤓

Frankenstein is actually the name of the book.

Don't forget, it's the winter season: get your inoculations for Poster's Brain

my favourite fun fact about language is the word "himbo" is completely redundant BIMBO IS A MALE TERM THAT GOT LITTERALLY FEMINIZED

ok but how funny would it be if the hawk tuah girl goes to jail