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Job searching is an incredibly -- and unecessarily -- dehumanizing experience. The people making it awful are people who also need to look for work sometimes. Why can't they do better?

it's been 0 days since i ate an entire candy necklace

sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

probably a relevant time to point out that all modern conservatism is just dressed-up monarchism

I was successful BTW

The only rational response to being asked what you think about anything Trump says is, "Trump who? Never heard of her. Next question?"

They have cows that nest in trees now, I think.

decided I'm not gonna shit my pants today #hero

sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world

WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

Y'all remember when soda can mouth holes were smaller? If we can get through that, we can get through this. #Blessed

well if you hate fascism so much maybe you should have been born rich did you think of that?!

I'm taking up recreational screaming

My fancy coffee that makes the boomers mad is now cheaper than a dozen eggs so SHUT YOUR STUPID GOB.

the secret entry code phrase is "oh shit that was serious i didnt even think this place was real"

I miss missing better times but I can't recall any anymore

yes I eat all the frosting first because if I die mid-gateau i'm going out without regerts

bsky.app/profile/did:... Somehow I'm on this amazing list. I have to assume it's a mistake that will be rectified soon, so I'm basking in the glory while I can. (Rectify....heh)

NEW HOLIDAY PROPOSAL: Falsetto Day, April 29 (opening day in 1992 of James Lapine’s groundbreaking musical "Falsettos") On Falsetto Day, everyone speaks in a higher register all day.

Is it too much to expect everyone to do, say, and think what I want them to?

I'm very sorry I pooped on your baby.

HR 28, the bill to require genital inspections in women's sports, passes with just two Democratic votes. DOA in the Senate. #HoldTheLine

Would you like to list your name in support of a U.S. Comic Laureate program? Maybe get email updates of our progress? Here's the for you need! tally.so/r/wkKR4r

comiclaureate.org

this weekend i'm just gonna do cool guy stuff

Is that the subtle aroma of up-dog I'm detecting in the air? Darling, you've outdone yourself!

Not too late to shop for Valentine's Day

Proposal for a new exclamation: π—žπ—ͺπ—˜π—˜ "𝗀uite π—˜xcellent!" Q. E. pronounced "𝘬𝘸𝘦𝘦" "I just finished my doctoral thesis!" "π—žπ˜„π—²π—²!"

Enter to win! Just follow me on Bluesky, Insta, Facebook, TikTok, & Fanbase, like 8 different posts on each platform, leave 5 comments of at least 10 words each, screenshot your comments & post them on Flickr with the tag #easywin69, and convince your mom to Snapchat me her favorite crochet pattern!

The U.S. has a Poet Laureate. Don't you think we should also have a U.S. Comic Laureate? I do, and I'm going to pursue it. If you wanna help, see: comiclaureate.org

I'd still vote for Jimmy Carter in 2028

I love Crowdwave, but it needs users. It's an audio-only social network, a lot like Bluesky but with just audio. Check it out, and consider joining and contributing. www.crowdwave.com

Humans are pattern-seeking creatures. "The meaning of life" is a perceived ideological pattern. Pareidolia is seeing a meaningful image where there is none, like seeing a face in the pattern of windows on a building. Religion is ideological pareidolia, seeing a meaning where there is none.

"Quicksame" (n) - Like quicksand, but same-ness. Emptiness, a sucking sense of no purpose, no direction, no point. Not depression, not ultimately negative, just emptiness.

If you were an island nation in the South Pacific, you'd be the Republic of Vanu-HOT-u

If you were an Italian luxury vehicle you'd be a Maser-HOT-i

If you were a delicious fancy coffee, you'd be a caramel mochi-HOT-o. #yousexpot

FASCISM AS CANCER At a cellular level, the longer a body lives the more errors accumulate, & eventually cells go rogue & become cancerous, grow out of control & destroy the body. At a societal level, errors accumulate and eventually individuals go rogue and become fascist and destroy the society.

IDEA: In-home "escape room" experience, where a couple of people break into your home & tie you up, and you have to figure out how to escape before a certain time or they kill you.