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Mother fuppin’. Euro truckin’. Questionable life choice maker. Big up, Shanksy x ⚒️🤘🖤🇪🇺 #KeepItGreasy #Keto #Soberish
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I’ve recently learned that the empowerment of a broken man is borderline invincibility, especially if you’re a bit mental like me

I ate a whole wheel of Brie like a biscuit yesterday and consider that to be perfectly normal behaviour

Looks like Arteta didn’t make history tonight. Shame

Llandudno

#MOYESIN

COME ON SUN

#tubesofwoe but you still would 🤌

Brighton again fupz

Woke up Brighton Racecourse on Monday

5 keys since me buffdi 💅

Load out was a breeze last night 🥴

At this time of giving thanks and festive merriment, don’t ever forget that Hosanna is ex Chelsea

Hey guys, if you have time would you mind awfully clicking this link and voting for Transam in the trucking award? You might have to vote in all the other categories too which makes it all a bit of a sham but I’d much appreciate it. Cheers! tpiawards.com/voting/

*Geek post* Just did Glasgow to London, tipped then to Bury truck stop with 7 minutes to spare on my driving and spread over n even got the truck a quick bath! 3 days off starting tomorrow 🤘🖤💛

By the bollocks of Beelzebubs bunghole, KILL THEM ALL

Proper hike that

I’m going Scottish castle hiking today and I’m absolutely fucking BUZZIN #scotland

Fan-fucking-tastic

Show us yer #xmastree I’m stuck in the truck and didn’t even get a tree up last year coz of movin 😭🎄🎅🏻

Manchestoooor

Jamie Carragher should be neither seen or heard

I am ‘just increased text size on iPhone’ years old today 🥳

Load in #Berlin fupz 🤘🖤💛🇩🇪

MORGEN

“Well I’m here to convince Farmers who lost their EU subsidies and Common Market access because of me that Labour taxing rich people, some of who are my friends, who’ve brought a farm for tax avoidance is a terrible thing”. #CosplayFarmer #Farage

‘Les Paul and Paul with Paul’s Les Paul’

Can someone make a compilation of ppls faces when putting eye drops in?

Guten morgen 🇩🇪🖤💛

Toothache is all consuming hell