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𝓥𝓪𝓵 𝓚𝓲𝓵𝓶, 𝓥𝓪𝓵 𝓚𝓲𝓵𝓶𝓮𝓻, 𝓥𝓪𝓵 𝓚𝓲𝓵𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓽. (Formerly JohnSeaborn, occasionally Clotworthy. He/him.)
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If Zohran Mamdani ever tries to run for Congress, we had all better be prepared for Obama to pop up and give him the ratfucking of a lifetime.

crying, screaming, throwing up

Whatever you do to prevent people being kidnapped by secret police and taken to these death camps is 100% morally justified.

I'm hearing a lot of "Jews in New York are scared" today. So, a couple of thoughts: 1) Jews should be angry, not scared. We were targeted with a relentless, heavily funded barrage of lies playing off of real fears of antisemitism by a man who came within 7 points of winning. That reeks of contempt.>

All of the worst people in the country are having a terrible time and I'm printing out the screenshots of their reactions, chopping them up into powder, and doing lines of them like I'm in the green room at Studio 54

Obama?

Imagine if the Democratic Party actually helped Zohran instead of trying to kneecap him at every step. A better party is immediately possible if they stop shoving money into the anti-trans combination Racism Dial/Money Toilet and instead get behind candidates people actually want.

getting this after Elon Musk found out his money couldn’t make Wisconsin overlook his repulsiveness feels pretty great

A story that got less attention was the incredibly cynical primary of my amazing Councilwoman—the first Muslim woman ever elected to the NYC Council—by a billionaire, corporate-backed candidate also lobbing gross accusations of antisemitism. Anyway, the challenger got trounced. Hell yea.

I'm not logging back on to Twitter, but if I were, it would be solely for the purposes of schaudenfreudescrolling.

And the Being Normal olympics begin.

I live outside of Houston, Texas, so I'm as far from NYC as it gets while still being in America, but it really does give me a lot of hope to see ordinary people overcoming the establishment, the media, and a hell of a lot of dark money to elect someone actually good for a change.

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tfw you definitely secretly voted for Mamdani

Looking forward to this guy shooting his own dick off

"We have to pull back on palestine support" "we have to pull back on trans rights" "Dems should be more centrist" EAT HOT ASPHALT YOU FUCKING LOSERS!!!

I guarantee you, there is a non-sexually assaulting progressive Millennial or Gen Z person with a smattering of charisma in every district where there is an inert, fat cat establishment mayor or representative. Take every seat.

ahh yeah here he comes, andrew cuomo himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

Mamdanimania is running wild, brother

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

If you are in line to laugh at Andrew Cuomo stay in line.

The cancer that killed the wife in Up has endorsed Cuomo

I can’t speak for every city, but here in LA, ICE bounty hunters aren’t going after gang members. They’re hunting the vulnerable: gardeners, street vendors, day laborers. Easy money, no risk. Folks need to stop pretending this is about crime. @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social—thank you for your words.

Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as 'False Gumby' (Source: tinyurl.com/2p9mfksw)

wherever you fall on the political compass note how whenever a talented young politician with popular policies starts rising through the ranks in the Democratic party, leadership reacts like they are a fatal pathogen which must be wiped out regardless of the cost or consequences instructive!

That's cool that you hate ICE, but do we have to do vague Middle Eastern "terrorist cell" boogeymen again? Can we not just say ICE are terrorists without conjuring up post-9/11 "scary omnipresent Muslim threat" iconography?

The bees from My Girl have endorsed Cuomo

Our reckless, tempestuous President has impulsively started a needless war that will kill thousands if not millions of people. We could have had Kamala, who would have gone through all the proper channels and only THEN started a needless war that will kill thousands if not millions of people.

JKR is literally hunting trans ppl to do violence on them. She is an active participant in trans genocide. Do not watch the HBO show. Do not buy the video games. Do not go to the fucking theme parks.

It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column

Goddamn bro, we're already admitting we don't know where the WMD are? Iraq War speedrun

Every single one of these little dorks looks and acts like they have been through the Get Out procedure. He's got some antebellum ancestor's brain swimming around in there marveling at our breathable fabrics.

i said that both parties are fine with rapists being in positions of power both trump and clinton are rapists, both were epstein clients, on this specific issue they are the same. if that bothers you than maybe try to change your fucking party to get rid of the rapists.

they’re assembling the pervert megazord

The American evangelical right is absolutely shitting themselves with excitement over this. There is nothing on planet earth that they want more then a destabilized Middle East at war to trigger the rapture. This is 100% fact even though it sounds ridiculous.

The conditions at an ICE family detention facility in Texas are so bad that adults are literally physically jockeying with children for *water.* This is the desperation ICE is deliberately and, it must be said, sadistically producing. apnews.com/article/migr...

bill clinton putting together a team of sex offenders to endorse cuomo like he’s in oceans 11

Hilarious to bring Bill Clinton in off the bench and have him shill for Cuomo. Incredible distillation of where the Democratic party is at. Hell, bring in Al Franken. Bring in Biden to sniff some little girls. Have Louis CK drop by to tell some jokes and whip his dick out. Do it up right.

imagine if the national democratic party spent millions on an ad blitz against the gestapo instead of against the muslim candidate for mayor of new york city

So since we're doing Gulf War III, I assume we'll also be bringing back JibJab, ytmnd, and Get Your War On. It's only fair.

"And you, sir? How much boot would you like to lick?"

jesus.