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21, He/Him Big fan of old-school D&D, old novels, and esoteric factoids. If you give me good metal song recommendations you will have my lifelong gratitude. Trying to be less of a miserable curmudgeon in dark times.
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After weeks of eating the same tofu recipe I have learned A second tofu recipe!

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Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start theonion.com/plan-to...

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This is how it looks like when I try to get ready for class. Many birds have died in the process.

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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

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This is exactly what a lich dungeon should be like Weird, seemingly nonsensical traps that are hilariously impractical and over the top They're the only ones that have the time and focus to do something so stupid Maybe not all of them but Definitely a few

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History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way” Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??” History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”

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Report: It Would Probably Be Nice Having Friends theonion.com/report-...

submitted 7 days ago • 27 comments

Currently enjoying #TheOA and this is really a phenomenal show. One of my favorite genres is weird mystery with subtle sci-fi/paranormal elements. I made it to Part 2 and I’m so excited to see where this goes. It’s already clear to me that this show deserves a rewatch when I’m done.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I love Japanese mascots. It would be pretty hard to have a shit day when this wonderful little guy us hanging about.

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I watched Spirited Away yesterday and with all Ghibli movies I’ve watched thus far, it was a visual delight. There were a lot of shots that were pretty hilarious though. Like when Haku transforms back into human form while injured and he’s lying face down on the floor. The entire theater laughed!

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submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Long Time No Semen

submitted 12 days ago • 110 comments

Just reminding everyone that Weird Al has his own pony in MLP and he canonically gets into a relationship with Pinkie Pie at the end of the series. One of my favorite pieces of Weird Al lore.

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One of the best jokes in Bojack Horseman is how Bojack is apparently a worse boyfriend to Princess Carolyn than three kids in a trenchcoat. Vincent Adultman barely understands what’s going on, but he somehow outclasses everyone else in terms of emotional maturity.

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Teddy Roosevelt when I reanimate him and start reading NPR news articles.

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I have never been so excited about a football game I’m not watching. Last time I checked the score it was 0-27 for the Eagles. Man, I’m so fucking happy. I deserve some hot chocolate. Go birds!

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I started playing Ironsworn again and I had forgotten how easy it makes fiction first gameplay. Once the ideas start flowing it can be hard to put down the pencil. Currently playing it solo, as a hammer-wielding horseman seeking an alchemist to cure a sickness. Made good progress so far! #ttrpg

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I saw this BTS collaboration ad in a Korean market today, but I had no idea Xylitol was a brand of gum. I thought they were actually advertising xylitol, the low calorie sweetener, itself. My dumb ass started checking packages of Lotte snacks to see if they were baked with xylitol. They weren’t.

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Very much hoping at the Super Bowl half time show tonight that Kendrick shouts 'MUSSSTAAAAARD!' then giant mustard bottles appear and cover everything in proper English mustard and then the game has to stop and everyone is screaming because their eyes and noses sting. And then he cusses Drake again

submitted 15 days ago • 37 comments

Someone posted about a D&D thing that Pathfinder 2E does better and I didn't reply to it. I assume my medal is in the mail.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Nope. Peanut M&Ms wasn’t what this night was missing. I would like to eat some junk. Just some greasy and salty foods. Tragically I do not have any on hand and don’t think I’ll be able to order anything tonight. Truly the worst tragedy to befall me.

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