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they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

submitted 13 days ago • 1052 comments

Post-run farts are diabolical 😫 but in other news the new leggings I got are super cute and purple 💜 life is full of surprises

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The guy in charge of health!!! Who is very normal and has done normal things his whole normal life 👍👍👍👍

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm just glad he's bringing in people who will take on big pharma, etc" LMFAOOOO YEAH RIGHT

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

that moment when gender is definitely an unchangable biological truth so you have to enforce it via fascistic law

submitted 33 days ago • 44 comments

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Fuckin same dude," said Gandalf, "this shit sucks fucking ass. I think it's time to make some moves. You in?”

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡 REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]

submitted 33 days ago • 22 comments

We're about to be hit with a bunch of anonymous op eds from the functionaries of the US government that hate Trump but are totally fine with enacting his increasingly insane and brutal orders because they want to keep their pension and benefits and we're going to be told they are the good guys.

submitted 33 days ago • 9 comments