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kind of like if a man and a woman had a baby. 6'7 btw
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it is truly a relief to know that my enemies are ontologically evil

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cauldron capes be like

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material conditions? good for material

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introduce jd vance to the pope. 5 minutes exposure.

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yellowjackets but a plane full of trans people crashes in the UK

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I have three bottles of champagne set aside. One for her, one for the oligarch, and one for the dictator. And I intend to live to drink all three.

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if you don't like harry potter in starmer's britain you get executed for domestic terrorism

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this would fix me

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oh we cooked

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every time I see the words "wes streeting", "government", and "transgender" in the news headline

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when the missus finds 200TB of sissy hypno on my hard drive and asks me why it's there:

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you cannot convince me that capitalism is a serious economic system man. if you blaze your glory hard enough you too can raise and wipe two trillion dollars off the stock market

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two sides of the same coin

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they're doing avant-garde business in the US with golf rules and it's working

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trans women of yore: hark, why was I cursed to bear this masculine form. I can only toil in the fields and pray for the brief respite of distraction trans women today: how do i make my crippling dysphoria into a funny post for my online microblog

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misgendering may hurt your feelings, but it's nothing compared to watching a plane hurtle towards you in the world trade center on september 11th, 2001

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all according to plan

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my 2 metre tall ass on trans day of visibility

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I hope sharkboy grew up happy and untainted by andrew tate and the manosphere

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if I were keir starmer I wouldn't do austerity. I would do awesomesterity instead :)

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your outie is fighting thought demons in the cosmic plane

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just walked past a live let women speak rally, why do they always have like 12 middle aged people max. surely there is a bingo hall nearby with space

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