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chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

The other website is pretty much done

personally I think Kendrick should have looked directly into the camera and changed the lyrics of "Not Like Us" into a political treatise explaining his exact position on both separation of powers and the immortal science of dialectical materialism. missed opportunity tbh

shoutout to Kendrick for volunteering to walk dogs at the shelter today

Hey, everyone. Let's share Rose's website as far and often as possible. Her name was scrubbed from NASA's website thanks to orders to erase women in STEM. Rose fought through poverty and homelessness, and every time I look at the moon, I think of her. www.rosedf.space/explore

continuing my annual tradition of finding out about the Super Bowl from trying to make plans on a dating app

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

Nintendo, Atari, & Sega happened because of him, Jerry Lawson. #BlackHistory

Happy Black History Month, D.C. We've compiled a mega-guide of ways to celebrate in D.C., from performances to talks to kid-centered programming. Get planning! https://buff.ly/4hFcfNT

Love that outlook is just broken on both the desktop app and in the browser. Guess I just work from the phone app...

OpenAI right now

37-years ago today. Sean Miller to Jerome Lane…

We must all continue living, and not just living but thriving, for Sweet Potato

How hot are the oceans? The blue lines represent the actual sea surface temperatures for each of the years 1982-2022. The red line represents the lowest (minimum) sea surface temperature obtained for the years 2023, 2024 and 2025.

It's been a long week. Here are some ways to get yourself up and out of the house this weekend. (The panda's are debuting!)

I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VRABEL HIRED MCDANIELS

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

I guess the over 40 population like me will hear about TikTok’s end…on Instagram, in about a week.

Looks we got ourselves a convoy. #dirtbikechase

I was moving bookshelves and forgot to remove the picture frames on top. I think I'm going to have a lump on my head from where it hit me. I'm being punished for being productive.

Gavin Newsom launched a website to combat the wildfire disinformation spreading about Los Angeles, because people can’t be bothered to do a simple Google search before sharing nonsense. And because people suck! Get the facts: californiafirefacts.com

when somebody tries to build an affordable housing unit in your zip code

Just saw a no-longer relevant evacuation notice on instagram from five hours ago and remembered — that’s right, due to hyper-monetization every major social network no longer shows you life-saving breaking news as it happens. They turned it over to an algorithm that finally noticed “he likes fire.”

People who live in warmer climates are missing out on a whole other mode of transport: dragging your kids behind you on a sled.

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Tahlequah grieves again:

I’ve written a lot of things in the past decade but this list of tips on reading more books is the thing I continue to get the most messages about—a strong case for the importance of service journalism!

1/ I think the greatest success of the far-right hasn't been in marketing racism for its own sake, but rather deceptively positioning of it as an effective if perhaps distatestful answer to major policy problems. Like it's a necessary evil you have to swallow if you want to address the big issues.

RIP Jimmy Carter and thank you for the hardest picture in White House history (h/t @kopalo.bsky.social)

Imagine how many career yards Saquon Barkley would have if he hadn’t wasted all those years with the Giants. Some computer modeling genius should run that simulation.

Thankful for the incredible life, legacy and leadership of President Jimmy Carter. He was a great man, a great role model and a great humanitarian. May President Carter forever Rest in Peace.

World leaders have offered their condolences following the death of former US President Jimmy Carter, who passed away Sunday at the age of 100.

It bums me out that a lot of people are willing to look up recipes but don’t know that the same ingredient might be doing different things in different recipes. There are settings where a banana can sub for an egg! But you wouldn’t expect to make scrambled bananas into an omelet.

As someone who worked on this issue for the better part of 3 years, this is tough news. The tough part is not the data but the lack of support for solutions that work. I would like to share some resources through USICH on how to think about homelessness. (1/n)

WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. saw an 18.1% increase in homelessness this year, with more than 770,000 people counted as homeless.

This is true. When originally proposed the DC Streetcar extension was supposed to have been operational by now. It hasn’t even started construction yet. According to DC Council it’s now supposed to start construction in 2026. But they haven’t even started utility relocation yet so maybe 2036?

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I’ll definitely be seated on Jan 2nd for this. Whatever it is! “Denial is a River Show” trailer from Doechii

The Procession in the Streets of Jerusalem, by James Tissot, 1886-94