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Living life, unfortunately, by Lucky’s Dad’s Rules.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

actually it’s chickens mcnugget like attorneys general

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

@willsloanesq.bsky.social did newsroom try to warn us?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

For the record, I don’t believe encryption exists. You can make an animated vid explaining open key and I won’t believe it. I believe everything is just sent unencrypted and the tech folk who could read your shit just politely don’t. Like an adult pretending they can’t see you during hide and seek.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone tried this: “Deport ICE” No, seriously, has anyone tried deporting them? Maybe make it a game for them to deport each other or self-deport?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I am/was in a gang database for the silliest of reasons. They are nothing more than a thin excuse for cops to collect and store personal information on citizens that they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I think the only good application for AGI would be to create an Elon clone that would get to witness the public reaction to his actual corporeal death shortly before being shut down itself.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

After much consideration, I have decided that EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY I will no longer be cutting off my own dick. I will, however, continue to take an aggressive posture towards my balls. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

submitted 16 days ago • 17 comments