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Hot tub has officially been ordered. Get ready for it to become my entire personality in 4-5 weeks.

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Sunlight makes my pants come off.

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I need winter to end. I have so much naked gardening to do this year.

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She's a printress

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A couple more fresh skeins from this week.

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If you're an artist and a faggot

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Uh-oh. I'm drunk and wanna buy art. Or fuck someone's dad.

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This is about Star Wars.

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Friendly reminder that you can still enjoy bad media.

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Celebrating my half birthday with a semi

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Nothing like standing over a stew to bring out the curls! (ft. kimchi, pork, and tofu stew).

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God help me, I think I'm gonna knit a cardigan in the near future.

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Button fly sweats are very dangerous when you're moving around a lot.

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Claire Saffitz's goat cheesecake (to be served with a honey ginger pear compote) and a very rustic loaf. Not bad for 11am on a Sunday.

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I went antiquing and all I got was a guilt trip from my mom for not inviting her.

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If you're the type of person to bring small children to an antique store, know that I hate you.

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My December handspinning output so far. Now just to make something out of them.

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White jock Wednesday

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I do my best not to thirst over straight guys, but those British dudes who piss together with semis do something filthy to me.

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Not a huge fan of Christmas, so I'm gonna get high and replay Twilight Princess.

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I love looking at dudes with softies/semis.

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Throwback to renovations during summer '22.

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My in-laws' barn has great lighting

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If you're in your 30s, quote a nude and let ts see how hot you are This was 36

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Cheese pizza is the ultimate litmus test of a pizzeria. Toppings can hide a multitude of sins.

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Somehow, I haven't taken a dick pic since July.

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Unshowered with a three day old jockstrap

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Ever since I cut back on my alcohol consumption, my libido has taken an absolute nosedive.

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Can you tell that I've been wearing this jock since Friday?

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Throwback to housepainting

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It's the middle of October and all my plants are dying off, except this absolutely insane rose.

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Not only does my transfer at work take effect on Monday, but my soon-to-be-former boss has had 80% of her staff transferred to other management because of her poor performance. Incredibly satisfying.

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My hand slipped and I ordered over 150 flower bulbs for the front yard. Mostly crocuses and Dutch irises.

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"No, daddy, I'm not sleepy and I don't need a nap"

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Logwood on the left, mulberry leaf extract on the right. Both dye baths were used to exhaustion.

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Anyone wanna spend the day in the kitchen with me?

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AC condenser is officially disconnected for concrete work that's scheduled for next week, so this is officially a clothing optional house.

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Now that my basement is usable again, I'm back to experimenting with natural dyes. Got some lovely coppery tones from red sorghum. 100% wool, 12% WOF alum, 7% WOF red sorghum extract. Left pH 8.5, right pH 7.

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Nothing like getting out of the shower all clean and putting on yesterday's jockstrap.

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Occasionally I take selfies with my shirt on

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Inspiration and finished product:

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Ten movies to know me: Clue Drop Dead Gorgeous Scream The Fog Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home The Mummy The Fellowship of the Ring Troll 2 A Mighty Wind Hedwig and the Angry Inch

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White jockstrap Saturday

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We love a good lighting opportunity

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The lighting in the doc storage room at my old job was perfect

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Saturday night outfit

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