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Male. Over 50. Fan of sci-fi, horror, and video games. SvenPal. Currently playing Tears of the Kingdom on Switch, reading The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis, watching Taxi.
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In memory of Gene. I've never seen this movie. It's about time.

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#Svengoolie

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#Svengoolie Nobody told me there would be reading.

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#Svengoolie Why is this scene filmed slightly darker than the rest of the movie?

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#Svengoolie I think Arthur and Van Helsing's body count is much higher than Dracula's. Who's the real villain here?

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#Svengoolie Can't we at least spare the blonde?

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#Svengoolie I really can't get behind this Downton Abbey remake. What ever happened to Lady Mary and Carson?

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#Svengoolie Are we ever going to see Harker again in this movie? Or is he having too much fun with the wives?

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#Svengoolie And we thought Google gave out your personal info too easily.

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#Svengoolie I'll take things you don't hear at a Motel 6 for $100 Alex.

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#Svengoolie Arthur is the coworker who you give explicit, well written instructions for a procedure, but he still manages to mess it up.

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#Svengoolie This is what happens when you don't contribute to those sad puppy commercials.

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#Svengoolie Van Helsing is the kind of doctor you call when you need a prescription with "no questions asked".

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#Svengoolie "Have you ever heard of Nosferatu?" "No, just Nostalgiaferatoo."

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#Svengoolie Well, that is the average age difference for a Hollywood couple.

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#Svengoolie Ursa! Nice knowledge dropping there, Sven!

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#Svengoolie There's been so many shipwrecks these days since DOGE fired all the lighthouse keepers.

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#Svengoolie Write to your family and tell them you're OK and definitely haven't been kidnapped by an evil immortal undead creature.

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#Svengoolie Wait, don't lock me in! You haven't given me the wi-fi password yet!

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#Svengoolie Where's the CarFax?

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#Svengoolie "Mr. Harker. You know you're my number one guy."

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#Svengoolie Minimal conversation? Walks away at the start of a conversation? Dracula is an introvert!

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#Svengoolie Driver! Slow down! I want to pet the puppies!

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#Svengoolie The way he threw his suitcase at him makes me believe that this is Spirit Carriages.

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#Svengoolie Yakoff Smirnov?

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#Svengoolie That reminds me, I'm hungry.

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#Svengoolie Who here is old enough to have seen Jack Palance do one-armed pushups during the Oscars?

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#Svengoolie Clear all air lanes for tonight's big broadcast of "Dan Curtis' Dracula" When the world faces a bloodsucking monster, who do they call? Luigi! Sorry, my bad. Wrong bloodsucking monster. Call Van Helsing!

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During my walk today, I met Cousin Itt wearing a sombrero. Nice guy, and the stories he can tell....

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Costco is not included in today's economic blackout, right? Also, Best Buy is exempt as well.

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I believe the world is made up of about 25% complete idiots, so when I get into a left turn lane with an arrow and I'm the 4th or 5th car in line, I have no hope of making the turn on the next light.

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Renting a car used to be OK. "Here are the keys. Try to bring it back in 1 piece." Now it's a barrage of confusing questions designed to take your $. Insurance? We'll ruin you financially for a scratch. Enable tolls? If you see a toll, we'll send the cops after you. Gas? It's $100/Gal out there.

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#Svengoolie Sorry, SvenPals. Night out with the family; else I'd face Gargantua consequences. Enjoy the movie everyone!

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Donald Trump signed an EO today declaring himself to be daughter of the Fifth House, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, and heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.

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Tubi: You can either sign up for our service so you can keep your progress, for which we will Spam you and sell your information to anyone with a buck, or you can just use the fast forward button.

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I finished my taxes early, and I'm getting a refund. I'm filing ASAP, so I get the money before they shut down the IRS. If I owed, I'd be putting it off until April 15 or even filing an extension.

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Do the battery testers at Autozone or similar places ever tell you a battery is good? Or are they just set to test "bad" every time?

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#HouseOfSvengoolie #Svengoolie I've seen Japanese movies dubbed better than this movie.

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#HouseOfSvengoolie #Svengoolie You're mission is to open Red Lobsters across the United States. When the time is right, we will strike!

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