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my husband (definitely not my husband - doesn’t even know I exist) is beginning military service tomorrow so everyone be careful around me 🫡

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can my body hurry up and heal !! i’m going into my second week of no bike rides and IM CRASHING

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just got an ad for my parents workplace and its just a picture of my da - i was shocked to the max but he looks so cute 😭😭

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“lady luck is a fickle slut” has been hands down one of the best lines i’ve heard in a movie for years 😭🤣

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the beauty standard I dream to achieve is Howl. “but girl, your big arse knockers! those tig ole bitties!” YEAH?! let me live my delusions

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i need someone close to me to get married - i wanna get fucked up on a wedding dance floor lowkey

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does my computer sound like its gonna blow up when i boot up minecrat? yeah do i have any idea how to cool it down? nope 🤷🏻‍♀️ BUT PRETTY

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to all my American loves - please protect me at the end of the year !! i am so very anxious about your country in its current state LMAOOO (no offence)

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you know you’re fucking aging when you injure yourself in the dumbest way and then can’t move from the pain 😭

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if people don’t stop putting hadestown songs and severance together i’m gonNA CRASH OUT

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some people take things wayyyyy too seriously ✋🏻🤚🏻

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when the good shit hits

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Lá fhéile Pádraig sona duit!! 🍀☘️ today my ancestors have blessed me with awful back pain 🥰

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I hope the lime had a say in this procedure 👀

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me, at the cliff hanger endings of Severance like i haven’t been waiting all week knowing it was gonna happen:

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smh - my chatting days are DONE, ily’all tho

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the anxiety over joining a server is still so real - so here is me in outie form 🫡

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no one talk to me on April 3! i will be taking a shot of soju and listening to GAM3 BO1 nonstop

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found all my art journals from lockdown 😭

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“i will NOT cave into playing minecraft for hours on end,” i say as i stare at the update game button

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yall ever get that awful bone pain in an arm and think “this is it - this is how i go”

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the way i got apple tv sunday night and have managed to almost completely catch up to Severance (while working 7+ hours a day) is a testament to my faith and honestly should be studied 🤷🏻‍♀️

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whoever made weekends go so quick - you’re a stanky lil bitch

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“you’re already tall, you really shouldn’t wear platform shoes” bitch stfu - if i wanna put a platform shoe on and be almost 6ft, guess what? im gonna put the damn shoe on !!

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