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Imagine looking at what Musk is doing and thinking, yeah we should do that here.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

submitted 1 day ago • 93 comments

Bit odd that this ‘suspected terror attack’ has disappeared from the BBC’s front page, eh?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Or, alternatively, there are NO Reform policies which they would enact in good faith so they can just climb into a cannon and chart a course for the sun. No appeasement.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I am so sick of this shit. It’s a Sieg Heil. It’s a Nazi salute. Anyone who sees it knows. It’s ridiculous that legal departments presumably won’t let media call it what it is. Bannon made “a provocative gesture that resembled the salute Elon Musk gave at a post-inauguration rally”? Fuck off.

submitted 1 day ago • 238 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 1 day ago • 144 comments

Deeply informative thread about Delaware courts and corporate law.

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Numerous explosions and zero casualties? So definitely not a false flag operation to renege on the ceasefire then?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

submitted 2 days ago • 180 comments

Oh I DO hope we go through the whole farewell rigmarole again. It was SO much fun last time.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’ve got a great idea for the next one: Baddie intro>love interest>gadgets>baddie fight>escape inescapable trap>win>double entendre. THAT’S £1M CASH, BEZOS! DO YOU HEAR ME?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Controversial opinion: it’s a moribund franchise that has been fucking dull for decades. Hope they sequel/prequel/spin-off it to death, which I’m sure they will.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

This was in Project 2025 too. If you want to know what’s coming next, read it.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Thing is, cunts are incredibly tenacious and it’s a very difficult thing for non-cunts to overcome.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

We should be thankful for small mercies but I’d love to see him try to bluster his way out of this.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Would you ever guess that the headline is not worthy of the content? Still, *someone* in the Trump administration is gonna have a Field Day.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

the line about how trump is just trolling or joking about the “king” thing is belied somewhat by the fact that his administration’s explicit position is he can do whatever he wants and that everyone in every branch of government needs to bow to his demands or be banished

submitted 2 days ago • 109 comments

This kid is the boss of you now.

submitted 4 days ago • 59 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 3 days ago • 506 comments

They should. Admittedly, no one will cover it but that shouldn’t stop them.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Whaddacunt

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

if you call a tesla factory or showroom and say “there are a number of explosive devices in your building that could go off at any moment”, technically it’s not a bomb threat, just a description of their inventory

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

😱😱😱"Every Black kid is now just standard put on Adderall, on SSRIs, benzos which are known to induce violence and those kids are going to have a chance to go somewhere and get re-parented”

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment