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This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.

submitted 17 hours ago • 142 comments

@sianofhel.bsky.social a day late but happy birthday!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

it's giving

submitted 4 days ago • 86 comments

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the strolling of the dudes They ambled up the street today before the crowds so few There wasnt much to see maybe an abram tank or two This parade is kinda mid Glory glory what a bullshit way to serve

submitted 4 days ago • 37 comments

I'm giving all the money to Ioan Gruffudd and setting him loose with the film rights to Hornblower that he already owns

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

submitted 8 days ago • 125 comments

Every time there is a man behind the bar at drag bingo they are so stingy with the cards and don't understand the assignment, sigh

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This weekend is really stretching the seams of my "keeping quiet on the internet to respect the wishes of the immigrant in my house" mission

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Getting to watch this live was absolutely life-changing and I have not shut up about it

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is, without irony, the modern version of Cronkite saying Vietnam was unwinnable

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

neither here nor there but this is literally the plot of season 5 of the x files,,,

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

@sarekofvulcan.bsky.social I love that every time I post about DD on a new platform, I find old Forums friends somewhere

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Philip K Dick correctly predicted how annoying the future would be, and I think it’s because he was a Bay Area guy

submitted 12 days ago • 37 comments

AP: Trump extends olive branch, invites Musk to White House cellar to taste some brand new amontillado

submitted 13 days ago • 24 comments

When I first moved to the area, I got to know it by driving around a bunch and then using GPS to get home so that I would have a loose idea of where I was going, major landmarks, etc. But I'm a girl who still has 25 paper maps stuffed in the car I bought in 2006

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You can watch the full production of this here: archive.org/details/xebp...

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

let's fucking go, lads

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

If you’re in line for homosexuality, stay in line for homosexuality.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

They definitely used AI to write the grant termination letter I got from the NIH yesterday so this is not surprising at all

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know if there is a more appropriate goodbye to Loretta Swit, than her last scene in MASH in the series finale. Loretta won two Emmy's for her role as Major Houlihan.

submitted 19 days ago • 577 comments

Oh, this one hurts

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Stopped at the low-key gay bar for a drink on the way home and the music crapped out; infinite love to the old hags in the corner who laughed at my Phillip Glass joke

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to explain to the algorithm that I'm subscribed to this channel in a "support my friends and their business" way and not in a "I am interested in any Warhammer content all the time give it all to me" kind of way

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

i wish i could unlearn how to read

submitted 20 days ago • 61 comments

I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.

submitted 21 days ago • 48 comments

This is correct: five absolite faves, five things I enjoy, five I'm neutral on, five I will suffer through if I have to, and then five AUs equally ranked at the bottom of the list.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

He hecho algo

submitted 23 days ago • 15 comments