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She/her. Product Owner at work, weird little goblin in life
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good morning friends 💚✨

I see some discourse about ditching the former Twitter, and so I'll remind folks that the best reason to there is that it's a fucking Nazi bar and we all deserve better. I'm on social media to enjoy conversation with cool folks. Bluesky does a bang-up job of that. The former Twitter doesn't.

If history is any guide, fake emergencies are intended to lead to real crackdowns.

It’s 2025. Jared Leto is starring in a Tron sequel, Kevin Spacey won an award at Cannes, Ezra Miller, Shia LaBoeuf, and James Franco all walked the Cannes red carpet, Garrison Keillor and Ryan Adams are touring, Louis CK won a Grammy… Tell me again that “cancel culture” exists

My kid is turning 15 next week. * switch 2 secured (already playing it) * reservations made at a Seafood restaurant, we're all expected to dress in suits and eat oysters * chocolate cake with blackberry filling and decorated with Hannigram

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Thank goodness for artists and their free will in these most interesting times 🤣

“Without me, Trump would have lost the election." Donald Trump and Elon Musk are going to war—and giving everyone a front row seat. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

here's the clip

I'm dying 🤣🤣😭 I remember going to the local game shop after I was visibly pregnant and the men would literally tip their fedoras to my husband.

Sometimes I forget I can just go outside.

On Sunday, my friend, Jonathan Joss was murdered and it took me a minute to find the words... Like so many of our lives, Jonathan's existed at the powerful intersections of Indigeneity, queerness, visibility, and vulnerability. He was fierce, funny, flawed, and real in every way that mattered.

My daughter sent this to me so now you have to see this 😭😭 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Mm5Lno/

Hey mom, can we get aurora? No honey, we have aurora at home The aurora we have at home:

be crimes do gay

Be gay! Do crimbs ! Habby Pride!

coming up on our 15th anniversary and I’m learning that the traditional gift for this year is ‘crystal’… therefore… I am requesting… a Silmaril ✨ (yes this is a good idea)

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I was planning on making cheesy grits for breakfast but then I realized there were no grits 😔 so I made Mac and cheese because I had a bowl of shredded cheese and a pot of boiling water. Modern problems and all that

it’s the first of the month.

🎶OMG da Piiiiiiiine🎶

Spent the day listening to bluegrass in the woods 😌.

I used up all my blue sky time at like 230 AM 😔 bye for now y'all

IRS’s Direct File wasn't open source while it was being developed. But somebody just made it public!

if you thought stephen miller hated immigrants before

The long weekend is over. Decided to take a 3-day and make it a 5-day. I am refreshed. I'm going to drink my cappuccino in my clean clothes and snuggle my puppies before logging on.

Bluesky is dead discourse is all my fault. I thought I was spending too much time on my phone and put a timer on the app - I'll do better in the future 😔

Just the most amazing weather this weekend - Yesterday was rainy and a bit cold but I won't complain about sweater weather in May.