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She/her. Product Owner at work, weird little goblin in life
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📢 Protest Advice - Tear Gas 🪧 If you are protesting tomorrow - this video has great advice for preparing for and responding to tear gas. No makeup, contacts, etc. If you live near a protest site - consider placing buckets of clean water outside your home so protestors have easy access. 🪣

That man ain't chasing anybody down. I hope everyone is up on their cardio

It’s not illegal for a United States Senator to go to a public press conference and ask questions about your constituents safety. It's our job.

“I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love…”

All the dogs were jostling for position for coffee time snuggles and they spilled my coffee. 😭 Popularity has its price.

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

I woke up an hour earlier, did the dishes, drank some coffee, watered all my baby trees and rose bushes and planted some yarrow.

My hands look like this so his roses can look like this.

what a surprise said no one.

Husband is away. Feeding the dogs steak for breakfast too solidify my #1 favorite position

good morning friends 💚✨

I see some discourse about ditching the former Twitter, and so I'll remind folks that the best reason to there is that it's a fucking Nazi bar and we all deserve better. I'm on social media to enjoy conversation with cool folks. Bluesky does a bang-up job of that. The former Twitter doesn't.

If history is any guide, fake emergencies are intended to lead to real crackdowns.

It’s 2025. Jared Leto is starring in a Tron sequel, Kevin Spacey won an award at Cannes, Ezra Miller, Shia LaBoeuf, and James Franco all walked the Cannes red carpet, Garrison Keillor and Ryan Adams are touring, Louis CK won a Grammy… Tell me again that “cancel culture” exists

My kid is turning 15 next week. * switch 2 secured (already playing it) * reservations made at a Seafood restaurant, we're all expected to dress in suits and eat oysters * chocolate cake with blackberry filling and decorated with Hannigram

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Thank goodness for artists and their free will in these most interesting times 🤣

“Without me, Trump would have lost the election." Donald Trump and Elon Musk are going to war—and giving everyone a front row seat. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

here's the clip

I'm dying 🤣🤣😭 I remember going to the local game shop after I was visibly pregnant and the men would literally tip their fedoras to my husband.

Sometimes I forget I can just go outside.

On Sunday, my friend, Jonathan Joss was murdered and it took me a minute to find the words... Like so many of our lives, Jonathan's existed at the powerful intersections of Indigeneity, queerness, visibility, and vulnerability. He was fierce, funny, flawed, and real in every way that mattered.

My daughter sent this to me so now you have to see this 😭😭 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Mm5Lno/

Hey mom, can we get aurora? No honey, we have aurora at home The aurora we have at home:

be crimes do gay

Be gay! Do crimbs ! Habby Pride!

coming up on our 15th anniversary and I’m learning that the traditional gift for this year is ‘crystal’… therefore… I am requesting… a Silmaril ✨ (yes this is a good idea)