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she/her / Seattle / Here for Big Brother, Survivor, and all the other Reality TV mess 🫡
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#thewhitelotus the three lady friends: omg it’s just like high school all over again!! the ratliff dad:

ok bloomfs has anyone else’s Bluesky been struggling the past day or so?? I can only scroll a small amount before this pops up and it won’t go away

starting bb12 for the first time wish me luck

FUCK YOU BEN STILLER (complimentary)

nobody does it like Tramell Tillman. give him all his flowers!!!!

so excited to watch her beat jame eagan to death with hammers 😁 #severance

spending a big chunk of my day just staring at my engagement ring like I’m a diva (I am)

Kamother. Kamillannihilation. Kamastermind. #Survivor48

work has been so stupidly shitty recently that I am desperate for big brother like I will take a steam roll comp beast season at this point ANYTHING PLEASE

I’m celebrating like this news affects me personally (it does) (I love Izzy)

& SHE WILL!! THAT’S MY #TAR38 WINNER

Izzy getting another chance on our TVs after being CRIMINALLY under edited is the greatest news ever WE ARE SOOOOO BACK!!!

izzy and paige are winning btw

izzy stan mode activated

WE WON WE WON WE WON!!!!!!!!!

#survivor

OH MY GODDDDDDD

posting this again bc yall should apply!!! skatevivor was the first org I ever did and they did such a good job of making me feel at home <3 come play skatevivor you wont regret it! see u in the spec lounge B)

oh god oh fuck

everytime I remember the righteous gemstones is ending I get sad all over again

twitter users coming to bluesky now that it’s down.

I am once again begging yall to stop using the nazi app!!!

not to be unwelcoming but if ur here bc X is down eat a dick, go on 4chan or truth social or something

happy international women's day to jess chong!

Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes #TheTraitorsUS

this org is sooo special and fun. the hosts are amazing and supportive and the spec lounge is filled with some of the silliest geese on the planet!!! APPLY!!!!