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Season 6, Episode 25 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)

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been reading way too much stuff lately that would’ve made any editor of a previous writing stop of mine vomit uncontrollably — phrasing, framing, headlines. just so many “what are we doing here?” moments as a reader.

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Technically, the AP headline is accurate.

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Post No. 35 of NFL Draft weekend.

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Finally, the Chicago Bears Drafted a Running Back www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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It’s good to know that these national broadcasts get worse every year!

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The Bears Draft Another Offensive Lineman — This Time It's Michigan State's Luke Newman www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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it’s funny to see Bears Twitter go from “you can get a RB anytime” to “OMG WHY HAVEN’T THEY TAKEN A RB?”

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2025 NFL DRAFT UPDATE: I’ve reached the point of the weekend where I don’t even know what picks the Bears have left and am running on Oreos and vibes.

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THE PICK IS IN: Bears Use Pick No. 169 to Take UTSA CB Zah Frazier www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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ANOTHER TRADE: The Bears and Rams Play Let's Make a Deal at the 2025 NFL Draft www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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Bears GM Ryan Poles Shares What He Sees in Day 2 Picks Luther Burden III, Ozzy Trapilo, and Shemar Turner www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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Cubs getting a six-wing dinner from Harold's (salt and pepper, mild sauce on it, fried hard) out of the deal.

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TRADE ALERT: Bears and Bills Swap Picks Again www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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Who Needs Coffee When You Can Watch Seth Rollins Cut a Wicked Promo on Packers Fans at the 2025 NFL Draft www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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love when the saturday morning breakfast club playlist goes on shuffle and gets vibey

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i just wish i didn't care about shit as much as i did because it would make my life soooooooo much easier.

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[my regular scheduled “luis, you need to be kinder to yourself” post goes here]

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CHICAGO BEARS DRAFT PICKS (SO FAR) 🐻 TE Colston Loveland www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0... 🐻 WR Luther Burden III www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0... 🐻 OL Ozzy Trapilo www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0... 🐻 DL Shemar Turner www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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Jerry Jones: Welcome to The Resistance™️

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My big takeaway RE: Shedeur Sanders situation is that no QB prospect who isn’t a lock to go 1-1 is ever gonna skip out on workouts or half-ass interviews ever again. This deal could be eye-opening to future QB prospects.

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the sky has a weird glow looking east. i feel uneasy.

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Nah. Because I’m pretty sure I had an Upton Stout at some Wisconsin brewery a few years ago.

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CHICAGO BEARS DRAFT PICK HIGHLIGHTS 🐯 Missouri WR Luther Burden III 🦅 Boston College OT Ozzy Trapilo 🤠 Texas A&M DT Shemar Stewart www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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THE PICK IS IN: Bears Draft Texas A&M DT Shemar Turner With Pick No. 62 www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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THE PICK IS IN: Bears Draft Offensive Lineman Ozzy Trapilo With Pick No. 56 www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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NOBODY: NO ONE: NOT A SOUL: SETH ROLLINS CUTTING A PROMO IN GREEN BAY:

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SETH ROLLINS TIME BABY

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NFL DRAFT NEWS: Bears Draft Luther Burden III, Then Make a Massive Trade With the Bills to Get More Picks www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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With the 39th pick, the Chicago Bears select…

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OK, Bears. Whatever you do, don’t draft anyone with a criminal record or a sketchy past. I’m not asking much here, people.

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NIGHT 2 OF THE 2025 NFL DRAFT 🐻 Bears Day 2 Picks 🏈 Remaining Team Needs 📺 How to Watch ⭐ And More www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0...

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Dansby Swanson and Nico Hoerner Combine for a Brilliant Play Up the Middle www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/04...

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98% of what I learned about Donald Trump I learned against my own will. 1% of what I learned about Donald Trump I learned while following football. Reading newspapers, magazines ... you know, well-researched stuff. I tried telling people about his business acumen. But it fell on deaf ears. :(

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"Context often gets lost in the pre-draft madness, and emotions are high during the most unknown and promising acquisition period of the NFL calendar, especially in the age of social media. When we layer this selection with the necessary context, I think the Bears got their guy last night."

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i made mac & cheese last week with a combo of sharp cheddar, chipotle gouda, colby jack, and creamy havarti and it was elite. i shred my own cheese, so i had leftover from the mix. put that stuff in my hash browns and omg this shit slaps so hard. ok, breakfast time is over. time to do that content.

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NFL Draft Stuff @ BN Bears Meet Bears 1st rd pick Colston Loveland ⬇️ www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0... Watch highlights ⬇️ www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0... Full 1st round analysis for every pick ⬇️ www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/0... More to come later at @bn-bears.bsky.social!

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A casual 13-post day at @bn-bears.bsky.social on Night 1 of the 2025 NFL Draft. Thanks for reading, sharing, commenting, and all that good stuff. More tomorrow. Or technically, later today. Gonna try and sleep now. So long! 😴

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Dude got drafted in Round 1 on the night Revenge of the Sith got re-released into theaters. The Force works in mysterious ways.

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it's not draft night until we get to break out this bad boy

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those "rent is due" tweets are never late.

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Anakin Skywalker is headed to the skyscrapers of New York City.

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I think Clay Matthews shouting out Donald Trump got a bigger pop from the crowd than Mark Murphy saying Packers fan owners are the best owners in the NFL.

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