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I’m a lesbian and I like age gap yuri (water is wet). Not always nsfw but 18+ follows only bc nsfw will be here
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

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kiss me goodbye, i'm defying gravity.

A padded cell sounds pretty nice right about now

speedy delivery girl 🍕

i went to michaels to get supplies for a school project and they had a full bin of mellowcreme pumpkins that were on clearance

GOOOOD morning bluesky. i am in a great mood today. for some reason. it is probably unjustified

i will not be following the results tomorrow though. i might go feed ducks. or go home and draw robot porn

tomorrow's election day so i think it's fine for me to talk about it ONCE. i'm in texas and honestly, the idea of ted cruz losing is making me a lot more giddy than the idea of harris winning. of course i want harris to win... but a ted cruz loss?? PLSSSSS

Why was Roz so chill with being shot in the head, she knows it’s bad cos she wanted to protect Brightbill from it 🤨📸

i have an idea in my head for a roz keychain, she's like looking over her shoulder and u can see her kitty tail. yeah i should draw this

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 23,1962

Happy Halloween :)) are you guys gonna do anything? I feel like I should do something but I open at work tomorrow 🥱

thinking about transformers one again and i just really really liked that. i liked the movie itself more than the wild robot. wild robot had kind of a dreamworks sludge to it that brought it down in some places while transformers one was exciting the whole time. does that make me reddit? idc

Also that whole time I was assuming Alita was Arcee and then I saw Arcee and I imagined the pointing spiderman meme

Abt to watch transformers one finally. This better not give me another robot hyperfixation but I doubt this has yuri in it so I should be fine

i can't wait to be done with art school. i'm going to be going into business school after this, and i think once i'm out of art school i'll want to draw more for fun again. i love art but holy FUCK i would never want to draw for a job. i just wanna draw titties alone in my room

crying screaming

mad men would be 100x better if everything was the same but they had mpreg

I do find it kind of funny that Roz x Vontra // Vontroz is getting popular still despite the impression that tumblr mostly houses the purity crowd. At our hearts, we still embrace toxic yuri dynamics

I’ve been on tumblr a lot lately bc of all this wild robot stuff and tbh I think it’s fine for teens to not wanna interact w nsfw/problematic stuff bc I know when I was 15 being on 4chan was Not good. But I do miss the time when tumble allowed nsfw bc the tagging system is so good (when it works)

yooo what the fuck, who posted that.. you can't post that

I would rather someone I know irl find my porn art collection than my ship fanfiction. I’m fine with someone knowing I’m an animal but not that I’m an emotional being who cares too fukn much about fictional woobies

that movie was better than i expected, the storytelling was nice and it had suggestive bikini lego girls. win-win. definitely could've benefitted from a PG-13 rating (they had to censor a lot) so they could tell it more genuinely, but idk if LEGO would've allowed them to do that

The wicked trailer was in lego stop motion??

How I look walking into this fucking theater for Pharrell Williams lego movie

Roz doing this

I don’t rly delete my art off of the internet, i figure it’s out there so no point in trying to hide it. But it may as well be hidden since in order to compile it all you’d need to go through like 8 tumblrs, 4 twitters, countless 4chan archives, a few instagrams, a couple of catbox albums… yea sorry

My phone got down to 1% so I put it down. A few minutes later I picked it up and it was at 4% even though I wasn’t charging it. Why does she lie

Learning that the newest life is strange game basically gives the middle finger to pricefield shippers is so crazy to me. Like do they realize who the only ppl who still give a fuck about LiS are..?

I finally wanna make some damn merch, starting with #mahoako

You can tell who liked the wild robot for what Reasons depending on how they draw Roz vs. Fink. Either robotfucker or furry

I shouldn’t be surprised because ChellDOS made me insane for my early teen years. I am a little surprised tho since usually I go for human/robot not robot/robot bc I like contrast. But this ship still has plenty of contrast (hero/villain, lover/hater) so I think that’s why I still like it

Man, I haven’t mentioned it much here yet but I’m reeeally getting into Roz x Vontra. It’s kind of starting to settle into my head the same way PIF/Mei did. I started writing a fic that was supposed to just be smut and it turned into SFW (semi)slowburn. Not THAT slow bc I’m impatient

rewatching the movie for reasons and i just can't get over this. I'M LOSING MY MIND