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My name is not Matthew.
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Me: "I should go to bed" Me, minutes later, Googling: what happens if you fill a basketball with nitrogen

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Chess line: Rook to F1 Queen takes queen Knight forks King moves Knight checks Grapple check Fails the save White gets pinned White falls in love Black and white get married Celebrates 50 year anniversary Die together Game ends in Draw.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Does everything in the Cars universe have a direct parallel to ours? Like, in the Cars Back to the Future, is the main character the time machine? Or do they have an external device? I need answers, Disney/Pixar

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

It would be a very cruel prank to go into someone's phone and find the number that sends 2fa codes to them and block it... in case you feel like being evil

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Ed Balls

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Wolf Blitzer and Lenny Kravitz should trade names.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I was scrolling through my posts on "the other platform" and was reminded that the None Pizza Left Beef guy CREATED YOUNG SHELDON. This still blows my mind. Like what

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

The "other platform" didn't appreciate all the killer things I posted. Maybe it will be different here. Let's start over.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments