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poet, game dev, retired movie extra, fundamentally good person ianmartin.rocks
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faded off that Josh

i hope they ffucking die for good .

any fat boys need their nopples sucked

rokos basilisk sucked me ftom the back

rokos basilisk but the basilisk is hot and you get to be a sex slave

giallo stands for good italian ass lovely little omovie

watch out im going to

posting every few minutes to let you guys know i know more and im world weary

some of yall don't get it 🙄

lost my vape

telling the census staff that fat boy pussy is my religion

I once worked on a visual novel game where all the surveys and focus groups said that nobody wanted romance, they only wanted mystery and sci-fi. Then 75+% of clicks in-game went to stories with explicit romantic or sexy themes. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

call me lee lozano the way i never talk to women

peanutes theorycrafting

watch out im going to

dm me for advice. it will be bad, and i might not even reply, but you'll be billed $50.00 USD/query regardless

one of the greatest indignities of the modern web is that clicking a reference on a genius lyrics page is considered as visiting a new page. so if you click multiple references (which all open on the same page, dynamically) this happens

it's my firmba leaf that none of you guys are real

That's cool, now draw him fat

i want to acknowledge my role in creating a hostile and toxic environment on this website. i did a great job, and it was awesome

love sucking on a freezie pop and feeling like a vacuum sealer 😍

stealing your electrolytes while you sleep

enby stands for endoscopic natal bypass surgery

i became nonbinary primarily to make other people look bad when they get my pronouns wrong

that was not your space to hold. unhold it.

reading

grindr was invented c. 1470 as a self-promotion platform for grain/grist millers. the first "Killer app" on the printing press, its owners found it was being used mostly by country squires seeking ignorant oafs to have violent, stupid anal with in the mud. they chose to pivot and the rest is history

The sun should kill itself

i want to acknowledge my role in creating a hostile and toxic environment on this website. i did a great job, and it was awesome

ⓘ This account will make posts like "do i have to listen to A-pop through J-pop to appreciate K-pop" and continue to evade suspension

this is what happened to jimmy carter

watching a video of a psychologist who is also a sociopath and the end of this comment sent me into the stratosphere

The Enshittification of Legos Length 41:05 Where did I put my #&$!ing legos Length 15:08 LEGOS GET WORSE! Lego products getting blurrier and blurrier Length 51:53 Letter to Lego® — DIE Length 01:41:52 Hey guys brickheadbrian's wife here. He has been going blind and we did not know. Length 1:20

(opening my eyes as if waking from a dream) is it the weekend yet

bored. might kill again