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If you're gonna color me, color me badd

this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo

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I had to check

the app is called "max" because that's what you have to set your tv volume to if you want to hear anything streaming on it

I hope one day soon we have Celebrity Jeopardy or that Celebrity Wheel of Fortune thing and instead of playing for a charity the celebrities decide to play for someone's health emergency gofundme and someone's student lunch debt. Let's get that out there.

It's Shidder Mob appreciation day!!!

There is only now. And @shiddermob.bsky.social . There is only now and Shidder Mob. Now and forever. Like CATS. Meow.

Les Fuparables

Today I learned that Francisco Alvarez has two pugs named Trinidad and Tobago and I think that’s the best thing I’ve heard all week

See me Feel me Touch me Shid me

You know what else was approved for use in chickens?

I'd like to think so.

Vann

We gon fukken do this

Bippus Plumbing Co. Bippus, IN

I don't understand what contacting my representative and senators is going to do about anything. They're the ones allowing it to happen and the ones who don't like it are powerless to stop it.

Jefferson Starlink

OMG Jefferson Airplane has collided with Jefferson Starship.

*italian accent* Fupa Grimace

I bought a toilet

You can't touch my Bailamos

Ten dollar eggs need to chill

Blartnado

I'm making Surprise Food and having sex with someone/something

I am this years old

Santeria is a Christmas song the same way Die Hard is a Christmas movie

Donnie Darko After Dark

In 5th grade they made us watch Ol' Yeller to make us learn about death and stuff but like, dude, you made us watch the Challenger launch 2 years ago

It's a town full of people who wake up ass early to queue outside a bakery 3 hours before it opens and I'm pullin' out of here to win