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You know what else was approved for use in chickens?

I'd like to think so.

Vann

We gon fukken do this

Bippus Plumbing Co. Bippus, IN

I don't understand what contacting my representative and senators is going to do about anything. They're the ones allowing it to happen and the ones who don't like it are powerless to stop it.

Jefferson Starlink

OMG Jefferson Airplane has collided with Jefferson Starship.

*italian accent* Fupa Grimace

I bought a toilet

You can't touch my Bailamos

Ten dollar eggs need to chill

Blartnado

I'm making Surprise Food and having sex with someone/something

I am this years old

Santeria is a Christmas song the same way Die Hard is a Christmas movie

Donnie Darko After Dark

In 5th grade they made us watch Ol' Yeller to make us learn about death and stuff but like, dude, you made us watch the Challenger launch 2 years ago

It's a town full of people who wake up ass early to queue outside a bakery 3 hours before it opens and I'm pullin' out of here to win

just figured out the vibe of the new photos, totally works right

Stancil looks like Michael Cera in a movie where he finds out he's been drinking piss with a fun little caption like this

Glen-Gery Glenn Danzig

If Frank Sinatra was still alive he's get Luigi outta dis mess!

Law & Mordor: Orcanized Crime

Listen all y'all this is skabotage

Posting is almost certainly a career risk but on the other hand there's a solid chance it can land you a wife

TURN DOWN FOR MITZCAT!

Curtis is the best person I know

The word "bespoke" needs to be set on fire