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I want to have a dumb little boyfriend who is obsessed with me and I want him to have an additional boyfriend I can send him on play dates with when he annoys me but also they both kiss me and make $200k a year and pay my bills

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Having another one of those days where I need a noogie from a boy who kinda stinks😔

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Clearly Canadian lowkey makes me feel kinda pussy

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I apparently have only taken two photos of myself in the last month

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Feeling the need to be a play thing for the goofiest and horniest of bears again 🥲

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Fun fact If you call lazy TCG scalpers “jobless” in restock groups, they come out of the woodwork to let you know how offended you are, very quickly✨

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Copacetic

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I uploaded a YouTube video talking about my hyperfixations, and it ended up coming out lower quality than anticipated, but I still got more than 0 views and actually got a positive comment from a stranger? So I mean, I’ll keep you guys posted I guess💕

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God I love pokemon cards lmao

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Cars have way too many computer parts in them for a vague “check engine” light to still be considered sufficient

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Oh ripping Japanese packs is like way more fun than American packs

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Oh it is so over for my day job

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Forgot to get a sweet treat so basically my evening is ruined

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Hot girl shit

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Let’s fuckin go

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Valentines plans got snowed out so I guess does anyone wanna play video games or something 👉🏻👈🏻

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Having a boyfriend not on social media is like having a boyfriend that goes to a different high school. He’s real you guys I promise I know it’s valentines he’s real I swear😭😭😭

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Oh I must get one for myself soon

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Can’t pull a Darkrai to save my life but thank god Pokemon keeps giving me full art Croagunk I definitely need a shit load of these thanks

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My Polaroid film betrayed me, but it still got me and my favorite author in the photo:)

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Oh she’s serving cunt got it

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Meeting my favorite author today and I will have to do my best to not yell at him for ruining my life

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Vague summary of my evening

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I could watch Sza, Kiki Palmer and Issa Rae talk shit for hours

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And they’re both boys, and they’re kissing

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Heard someone pronounce Evangelion “E-van-juh-lean” last night and I will be using that as my new drag persona.

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Going to my first hardcore show in like a decade and idk who VCTMS is but let’s see what they got👀

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My brain only has two modes these days: Existential dread and anxiety or Horny

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I want to have a dumb little boyfriend who is obsessed with me and I want him to have an additional boyfriend I can send him on play dates with when he annoys me but also they both kiss me and make $200k a year and pay my bills

Having another one of those days where I need a noogie from a boy who kinda stinks😔

Clearly Canadian lowkey makes me feel kinda pussy

I apparently have only taken two photos of myself in the last month

Feeling the need to be a play thing for the goofiest and horniest of bears again 🥲

Fun fact If you call lazy TCG scalpers “jobless” in restock groups, they come out of the woodwork to let you know how offended you are, very quickly✨

Copacetic

I uploaded a YouTube video talking about my hyperfixations, and it ended up coming out lower quality than anticipated, but I still got more than 0 views and actually got a positive comment from a stranger? So I mean, I’ll keep you guys posted I guess💕

God I love pokemon cards lmao

Cars have way too many computer parts in them for a vague “check engine” light to still be considered sufficient

Oh ripping Japanese packs is like way more fun than American packs

Oh it is so over for my day job

Forgot to get a sweet treat so basically my evening is ruined

Hot girl shit

Let’s fuckin go

Valentines plans got snowed out so I guess does anyone wanna play video games or something 👉🏻👈🏻

Having a boyfriend not on social media is like having a boyfriend that goes to a different high school. He’s real you guys I promise I know it’s valentines he’s real I swear😭😭😭

Oh I must get one for myself soon

Can’t pull a Darkrai to save my life but thank god Pokemon keeps giving me full art Croagunk I definitely need a shit load of these thanks

My Polaroid film betrayed me, but it still got me and my favorite author in the photo:)

Oh she’s serving cunt got it

Meeting my favorite author today and I will have to do my best to not yell at him for ruining my life

Vague summary of my evening

I could watch Sza, Kiki Palmer and Issa Rae talk shit for hours

And they’re both boys, and they’re kissing

Heard someone pronounce Evangelion “E-van-juh-lean” last night and I will be using that as my new drag persona.

Going to my first hardcore show in like a decade and idk who VCTMS is but let’s see what they got👀

My brain only has two modes these days: Existential dread and anxiety or Horny

Was waiting like a week for some bushwick baby to ship my dj deck and now that I have it what do you mean I have to work at a job shut up

Wait shut up why did it clock me

Wait do I wanna go to the solid pink disco??