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I write spicy Furry fiction and like to talk about Warhammer models! I have a Patreon now! https://www.patreon.com/storieswithfuri
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Got to hit someone at work with the ‘Living the dream’ response to ‘How are you today?’ I feel extra #Australian now.

What the actual hell is this.

Labor has adopted a big part of the Greens plan for GP for free. This joins a growing list of outcomes demonstrating that Greens pressure works. But we shouldn't wait until after the election to implement this - Parliament is still sitting, so let's get this done now.

Today- Hoy- An old Screamin’ Mars Attacks Topps model kit. Un modelo muy viejo de la serie de cartas ilustradas de Mars Attacks

Oh no. Can we keep the Muskrat away from Aus please?

hey Albanese we are in partnership thru AUKUS with the country whose President now blames Ukraine for the war and is seeking 'economic' partnership with the country that ACTUALLY invaded Ukraine. How does that sit with you?

Incredible.

YESSSS TAIWAN PIZZA HUT back and bringing us better than ever Manmade Horrors Beyond Our Wildest Imaginings Awww Yissssss

The Reserve Bank has cut rates by 25 basis points. The big banks should now cut their rates by 50. Bank corporations are happy to increase their loan rates by more than the RBA puts them up when it suits them. They should do the same now rates are falling.

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Playing the Alien Resurrection fps. It’s beautiful and I love it

小悪魔沙花叉 #さかまた飼育日記

Viktor Antonov, le directeur artistique sur Half-Life 2 et la franchise Dishonored, est décédé. L'information a été confirmée par Marc Laidlaw, ex-ead writer chez Valve sur Half-Life.

I feel like I need to apologise to Xiran Jay Zhao. I re-read Iron Widow and had a much better time with it than last time I read it. I still think it has flaws, the pacing is waaay too fast, but knowing more about the author made me me understand a lot of the choices better. I’m excited for book 2!

Icon vs artist

mecha malarkey cont.

U.S. forces land on Greenland's coast, spearheaded by units of Cybertanks. they make it three quarters of a mile before the cold weather drains their batteries. crews find themselves trapped inside when the fully electronic doors default to locked. most of the 70th Armored regiment starves to death

The one thing I like about person facing customer service jobs is being able to meet absolute weirdos.

A gentle Storm for Valentine. Commission work.

uwu 🌸

Incredible. Please everyone go to this.

The Karenni Army passing out parade which uses the music from Command and Conquer: Red Alert youtu.be/DyOjwLi-4vE?...

As someone who isn’t American I feel like I’m blending in with all the SuperBowl posts.

treated myself today, drew my favorite girl :D #ScoobyDoo

By special request from a friend, Here is @ftk-artist.bsky.social 's Madeline! I've wanted to draw something for them for ages, so getting this request was the perfect excuse to do so! Madeline is an awesome character, and I love her energy!

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Wip

I learned today that the Aztecs viewed childbirth as the woman sort of ascending into the universe, capturing a soul as a prisoner of battle and bringing it back to earth as the child. That’s metal as hell. (Source: The Aztec Myths by Camilla Townsend)

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

i think we should cut every underwater internet cable leading to australia

folks really need to accept that "lawful" and "lawless" don't matter, what matters is being able to marshal and deploy force (force of capital, the force of arms, the force of a crowd...) none of the people running the country right now give a good goddamn about the law

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

For so many reasons. (Reposting with alt text.)

I have been doing lots of silly writing about a fantasy version of WW1 with dinosaur cavalry and furries. Life sucks at the moment so I hope this makes you all feel a bit better.