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furison.bsky.social
Code monkey from West Yorkshire. Writer of PHP, SQL, HTML and JavaScript. Works in education. Fursuit by @farukucostumes.bsky.social. Sometimes a monster doggo. The Rev'd is always wise.
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It's impossible to come up with an original joke about calculus. They're all derivative.

The Summoning, drawn by @m0nkeydew.bsky.social

Furry is a queer subculture, even if not all furries are queer. And to be fair, about 80% of furries *are* queer. A space where the point is absolute freedom of self expression, self identification, self definition. It makes sense, I think.

Me attempting to do a sales pitch for my penis:

2 of the 5 slots for this have been filled! If you are interested, let me know! Only 3 left. Any scecies!

This YCH will be retired as of March 1st! There are still 3 slots left!

No takers on this. It will be retired March 1st! If you are interested, act now! First slot will get a $60 discount! That means you will get this $160 piece for $100 even!

Do it for the radiation exposure

Is it me, or are modern cars looking more like 6000 SUX from RoboCop?

Gov plans on AI + copyright will weaken copyright protections + allow AI companies to use writers' work without permission or payment Respond to the Gov’s consultation on copyright + AI by midnight on Tues 25 Feb to get your voice heard Pls share too! writersguild.org.uk/fight-back-a...

Shiny Scales Pentagram Full Harness commission for @/abranth on TG #furry #fursuit

Daryl Harness Premade Ready to ship Immediately! 90 USD + Shipping (30 USD) Comes with collar for free! Size: Hip: 70cm to 110cm (27.5in - 43.3in) Chest: 70cm to 115cm (27.5in - 45.3in) Thigs: 63cm to 100cm (24.8in - 39.4in) Only paypal invoice! #fursuit #furrsuiter #nsfwfurry #furrynsfw

You can lead a horse to water but you cannot force them to confront their mental health.

Artists. When showing off your work in a video, adding a shake effect every 1.5 seconds (think T Rex walking nearby) is fucking stupid and I normally anyone else can't admire it. Just keep the video nice and still. This isn't tiktok.

My life expressed through one picture

Apparently it's national battery day batterycouncil.org/news-and-eve...

Do you have manga knees?

Dancing with beer in my eyes #misheardLyrics

❗❗EMERGENCY COMMS ARE OPEN!❗❗ Want a gift for your beloved these valentines? Consider ordering an art piece from me! Offering busts too! You will also be helping me pay my urgent bills! ♥ ko-fi.com/moontikore/c... #moontiart | #furryart | #dndart | #commissionsopen

I don't like crochet (oh no) I love it (yeah)

Passing trains can cause flatulence

Sometimes I wonder if I'm supposed to have any idea what the fuck I'm doing and then realize no one really has any idea what the fuck they're doing and we're all just trying our hardest to do the best we can. I should write a new blog post about some of the stuff I've been figuring out at work.

Having a bit of a trim on my LinkedIn connections. There's a lot of people on there that I don't (and unlikely to) interact on there now (mainly recruiters who have moved on)

Might as well face it, you're addicted to fluffy #misheardLyrics

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This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm. The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him. Happy Black History Month.

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Empty Bookshelves The monument highlighting the Nazi book burning that took place on this spot in Babelplatz, Berlin, on 10 May 1933 This happened just three and a half months after Hitler came to power The photo is mine, taken on 16 November 2024

Sir Ikea Stairlift

It features drama, llamas, thrillers, fillers, and mysteries

Letting bsky have the heads up first this time around :) Need to start prioritizing my presence here.. ko-fi.com/c/65f84b030a

*transforms back into a monkey* ooh I feel a bit "ruff" 😁

"Gov.uk app could lead to ‘mandatory ID scheme’, claim privacy groups" www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Stop trying to make the furry fandom palatable to normies by downplaying and denigrating the sexuality thats always been present in it 2025. Sanitizing the sexuality of a largely queer community to make randos on the internet think you aren't weird is coward shit. Horny furries are cool.

I've been hit up by 5 scammer/creepers thast have no reason or business contacting me today, do I thought I'd make a little PSA about it XD #furryart #furry